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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, August 22, 2012, 08:01:07 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

August 22, 2012, 08:01:07 AM
This might be old, but it is also wonderful and hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

CorbeauEtRenard

#1
August 22, 2012, 08:19:47 AM
Awesome  :lulz:
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hooplala

#2
August 22, 2012, 01:32:02 PM
Oh my fucking GOD... Nigel... I... I...think I love you...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#3
August 22, 2012, 01:34:27 PM
I've been processing for the last few minutes... I have one question.

Phoenix has libraries???
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

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August 22, 2012, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 22, 2012, 01:34:27 PM
I've been processing for the last few minutes... I have one question.

Phoenix has libraries???

No, it spontaneously disappeared when you asked me for a hamburger, dumbass, pay attention!

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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Don Coyote

#5
August 22, 2012, 04:57:58 PM
Should I be disturbed that it made sense to me?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
August 22, 2012, 05:13:53 PM
Yes.  :lol:
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LMNO

#7
August 22, 2012, 05:18:45 PM
Now go stand by the stairs, and I'll get you a hamburger.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
August 22, 2012, 05:39:30 PM
 :lulz: I think I need to watch it again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#9
August 22, 2012, 05:40:54 PM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on August 22, 2012, 04:57:58 PM
Should I be disturbed that it made sense to me?

Think yourself lucky. Most of it has actually happened to me  :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

EK WAFFLR

#10
August 22, 2012, 08:15:33 PM
That was brilliant.
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Demacrux

#11
August 22, 2012, 08:26:20 PM
This is amazing.

The Johnny

#12
August 22, 2012, 09:18:28 PM
This reminds me of good old Sepia  :lulz:

Sepia was better do.
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