Oi! Squiddy!

[LMNO]

What the hell did I just get in the mail?


Ok, it's probably not lights...


There's something wrapped in an odd fabric.


Why, look! Squid has sent me a gift of home made bitters!
"Herbal Bitters: Grain spirits infused with herbs and spices. Get Bent."


Why, thank you! I will!



Taaaaasty.

[Eater of Clowns]

Squid's homemade bitters are actually just concentrated liquid bitter.  Nobody has the guts to ask how she extracts it.

[LMNO]

You can really taste the boiling resentment.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Squid's homemade bitters are actually just concentrated liquid bitter.  Nobody has the guts to ask how she extracts it.

Easy. She collects them from the tears of the trapped souls she keeps in a bottle on her countertop.
"Herbal" was for the benefit of the post office, in case the Bieber box came open en route. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Awwwww that's adorable! Squiddy is the BEST!

[Suu]

She's been doing a whole lot of infusion experiments lately. I have a bottle of her homemade vanilla extract. Mmmmm!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

FINALLY!
I didn't think the FL postal service was competent enough to deliver it.

I hope they make many fine drinks for you in the future.
They are extra bitter due to:
A) I didn't add sugar like they do with Angustora cause fuck that, I'm sweet enough
B) I scowled at it for two weeks making it increasingly angrier for existing.

[Suu]

FINALLY!
I didn't think the FL postal service was competent enough to deliver it.

I hope they make many fine drinks for you in the future.
They are extra bitter due to:
A) I didn't add sugar like they do with Angustora cause fuck that, I'm sweet enough
B) I scowled at it for two weeks making it increasingly angrier for existing.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's like when grandma cooked with love only just the opposite. 

[Richter]

Nice!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's like when grandma cooked with love only just the opposite. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Yes. Floridian grandma.
Cooked with resentment and WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Squid's homemade bitters are actually just concentrated liquid bitter.  Nobody has the guts to ask how she extracts it.

Oh, and nobody asks just how you milk bees either, but here we are all drinking bee milk without a care!
So there's that.