On Special Snowflake-ism, part I: Mental Illness

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I come alive in a crisis. Have this really fun mode I slip into. Taking care of business - thing. I love dealing with crises. Have to resist the temptation to create them sometimes. Had to learn how to do that Luckily for me, the 21st century has crises hiding in ambush on every street corner. The whole fucking world goes into crisis at the drop of a hat. This is my fucking century now. Keep it coming, I say!