Most Selfish Bastard Award goes to...(drum roll)...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So...asshole who doesnt actually seem to like his family, is never around...wants to eject himself to a mostly barren planet to slowly die?

Why are we all still talking about this and not shoving people in pods?

This should be a government funded program.

[Salty]

So...asshole who doesnt actually seem to like his family, is never around...wants to eject himself to a mostly barren planet to slowly die?

Why are we all still talking about this and not shoving people in pods?

This should be a government funded program.

The history of Australia strikes me as terribly relevant for some reason. Particularly the early labour sources.

Yeah! Just look how well that turned out.

Look, we are all out of room. There is no new world to send all the assholes to. Mars is looking pretty good, from a distance, is all I.am saying.

[Junkenstein]

I say we should just go balls out and head for Mercury.

If you're going to fuck it all up, stop even trying to make it work and enjoy the show.

[Salty]

I say we should just go balls out and head for Mercury.

If you're going to fuck it all up, stop even trying to make it work and enjoy the show.

That is sound thinking, my friend.

Project Mercury, 'Cause Fuck Y'all.

[Reginald Ret]

I would love to go to Mars.
I have no dependents though so I am allowed to be stupid and selfish.
I really want to see this succeed though i would prefer to go on one of the later trips.

[The Johnny]

Think about cabin fever... think about cabin fever with NO INTERNET FOREVER. Oh, but lets look at wikipedia, it seems there's therapy methodology to deal with cabin fever!

One therapy for cabin fever may be as simple as getting out and interacting with nature. Research has proven that even brief interactions with nature can promote improved cognitive functioning and overall well-being.[4]

WELL, THAT DOES SOLVE THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM DOESNT IT? PLAY WITH THE MARS ROVER TILL YOU DIE OF RADIATION!