I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...

[Red]

Had a Saturday Night last night.  Needed it.

It prevented me from beating my significant other's brother to death with his drunken girlfriend.  I am debating if this was a plus or a minus.

I would have paid to watch you swing a drunk girl like a crudgel even if that's probably not what you meant with this post. The image is in my head now!

Either way, Saturday Nights are usually worth it. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.

Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.

Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.

Only one hand?   

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.

Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.

Only one hand?   

OOOOOOoooooooooooooooh you were so close.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.

Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.

Only one hand?   

OOOOOOoooooooooooooooh you were so close.

After the physical therapy, I'll try that again.

[Richter]

Taking ONLY the Right or Left handed path is for sissies, after all.