The Haiku Game

[the other anonymous]

Oh Do me Hoodoo!
Stick me, Prick me, make it bleed
Magic S and M

Next Topic: Postmodern impressionism and it's effects on reality TV and copper prices.

Andrew C. Bulhak
Wrote about this very subject
with a yacc grammar.

[edit: but my grammar still outputs eight syllables on occasion...]

Next Topic: Something we haven't heard before...

[The seer]

Colours you can't see
Experience the future
Before it appears


Next Topic: The meditation of the hotdog.

[Malaul]

Ohmmmm whats inside this
animal vegitable or
Mineral Ohmmmmmmmmmmm Ohmmmmmmmmmm


NT - Accept no immitations

[The seer]

Feel the beating heart
Understand that it shall break
Nothing is perfect

NT - The eagles and the christian church :P

[DJRubberducky]

Xtians should rejoice!
Don Henley's band proved that hell
Hath frozen over.

NT: Chicken nooodle soup

[the other anonymous]

CHICKEN SOUP ROXXORZ!!!!!
(Yes, you should pronounce the "orz".)
CAN OPENER!! NOW!!!

Next Topic: The P is not silent!

[Zurtok Khan]

Penelope poked pimples
til she bled to death on a
bed of purple pimpernells.

Next:  Can you Masturbait too much?

[The Doctor]

It's probably wise
To stop when your arm snaps off
And falls to to the floor.

If you go too hard
It won't be your arm breaking
But your little leg.



The next topic is neither next nor a topic. Discuss.

[the other anonymous]

This topic is not.
This next haiku ain't a haiku.
Also it's not next.

Next Topic: Oh crap, it was a haiku.

[The Doctor]

Meant to write sonnet
But ran out of syllables
Guess I'll do haiku.


Next topic: The sandwich that ate itself

[Z³]

There is nothing there.
One time there was a sandwich.
It was Ham on Rye.

Next Topic:
Charles Bukowski is an asshole.

[the other anonymous]

Those Words He Write Keep
Him From Total Madness, But
They Make Me Crazy.

Next Topic: Dead Friends We Only Knew Online (Who Aren't Mindpixel)

[agent compassion]

5 years, then 10 pass
Don't miss him, he was an ass
Still, it kind of sucks.

Next topic: New teeth.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

one gold, one dimond
platinum and silver shining
my teeth are pimped out

next: free bacon

[the other anonymous]

I WANT FREE BACON!!!
I am becoming a troll.
Woe is my net-rep!

Next Topic: How soon before someone pwns my ass yet again?