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the illegitimate son of convention
« on: February 12, 2007, 04:44:14 pm »
Press Release:

Stoned Platypus Records announces the launch of their newest, and well only, project, the illegitimate son of convention. the illegitimate son of convention is an exploration of soundscapes. there is a vast frontier to explore when it comes to melding sounds and rhythms together into songs. the illegitimate son of convention is all about exploring the paths that are less travelled. sometimes they lead to a great clearing, sometimes to a great forest, sometimes to a swamp of sludge. no matter, the destination is not the goal, it is the journey. please join me on this journey.

The first release from the TISC project is "The Nose Flute Experiment". Here, our pal Reverend What's-His-Name? does what seldom other have done (because they know better) and composed a ditty featuring the completely unversatile insturment that is the Nose Flute. But, because the Rev was afraid people would be completely overcome by the mediocrity of the instrument, he threw a whole arsenal of audio effects at it so, thankfully, you'd forget what instrument you were listening to. Follow the link below to the TISC site and enjoy.(you were warned)

http://rwhn.multiply.com/music/item/1
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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 05:12:15 pm »
My god, it sounds like a clangers gang bang

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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 05:18:43 pm »
Yeah, I don't think I'll be clicking that link at work.  But, I will take it as a compliment anyway.   :fnord:
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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 05:22:53 pm »
totally SFW - it's a kids programme that was on teevee when I was small. Suspect part of some Government Inc - "fuck with kiddies heads" project. Watch it and see what u think.
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 05:26:47 pm »
Oh great, then you will appreciate my next project which will be very heavy in kazoo and mouth harp. 
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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 05:30:11 pm »
I didn't say I appreciated it. In all honesty it's led me to believe that you should be killed immediately.  :argh!:
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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 06:52:27 pm »
Oh great, then you will appreciate my next project which will be very heavy in kazoo and mouth harp. 
Kazoo ftw

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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 06:59:13 pm »
Heh, you say that now.  Wait until I make it sound like a cat trying to copulate with a toaster. 
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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 07:01:29 pm »
Karma will see your head on a spike! :wrong:
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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2007, 07:02:01 pm »
I will be using these as backing tracks for future rants.

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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2007, 07:06:40 pm »
Karma will see your head on a spike! :wrong:

Heh, you haven't heard my 23 minute Mars-inspired epic, complete with recorder interlude. 
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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 07:10:28 pm »
"Mars" by Holst?

Or "Mars" by King Crimson?



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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2007, 07:18:38 pm »
Ok you asked for it! This was the winner of an impromptu mid- meeting competition my old mod team had to see who could record the worst tune possible. Click this if you're trully sick of the sight of your own sanity
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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2007, 07:20:38 pm »
RWHN - The Zamfir of Incorrect Music.


"remedies noseflutelessness"

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Re: The Illegitimate Son of Convention
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2007, 07:22:02 pm »
"Mars" by Holst?

Or "Mars" by King Crimson?



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Mars, the planet. ¨Ü

Actually it shows up frequently in my creativity both music-wise and writing wise. ¨ÜBasically I hit the record button, plugged in my guitar and just kind of went off on a multi-tangential Martian escapade. ¨ÜI think I had just recently re-read the Martian Chronicles, I dunno it was a few years ago, after I listened to it I immediately sought out a therapist. ¨Ü
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