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Gospel according to Cybin - Rolling Sixes on the Cosmic Dice

Started by P3nT4gR4m, March 18, 2007, 03:41:41 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

March 18, 2007, 03:41:41 PM
Worlds turn.
Night turns into day
Day turns into night
Man is born unto his kingdom just as he dies and turns to dust
Tradgedy and comedy the rewards of his daily toil

The universe doesn't care.
It ticks and tocks with the precision of a finely tuned machine.
It never makes mistakes, the mechanism so precise, so perfect in it's operation.
Galaxies are born and then destroyed, not by arbitrary justice or the whim of the cosmos.
Rather by the operations and interactions of particles who's microscopic magnitude is matched only by the awesome scale and complexity in which they manifest.

In the absence of any other intelligence it falls to us to think the universal thoughts.
To dream the universal dream.
Our will is to judge and to decide the destiny of all which falls under our dominion.
For who is to stop us?
Who, other than us, will say that what we do is right or wrong?
This is our part in the grand symphony - to compose and then conduct and then appreciate the harmony and measure.
Without us who will marvel at it's brilliance?
Who will appreciate this awesome cosmic opera?

We are the audience.

We are god.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Lies

#1
March 18, 2007, 04:01:40 PM
You've been reading my mind somehow, haven't you?

Nice, I love it.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LHX

#2
March 18, 2007, 08:41:20 PM
big responsibility




handle business
neat hell

P3nT4gR4m

#3
March 18, 2007, 09:10:44 PM
Responsibility to whom?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LHX

#4
March 19, 2007, 01:06:23 AM
self


EDIT
and indirectly to everything else i guess
neat hell

tyrannosaurus vex

#5
March 19, 2007, 01:32:37 AM
i wrote something like this once and posted it here in my first week, i think.

i got the same thing Lysergic got this week.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Messier Undertree

#6
March 19, 2007, 05:07:50 AM
I think it makes a lot of sense to be honest.

I like it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
March 19, 2007, 06:23:17 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 18, 2007, 03:41:41 PM
We are god.

Har har!  Dibs on giving New York the "Gamorrah treatment".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654

#8
March 19, 2007, 07:07:03 AM
Even Jesus said 'ye are gods'
gotta love that guy, he'd do anything for a laugh.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
March 19, 2007, 07:07:53 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:07:03 AM
Even Jesus said 'ye are gods'
gotta love that guy, he'd do anything for a laugh.

Jesus would roundhouse kick you inna face, just for spitting in the road.

Do never test The Fighting Jesus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654

#10
March 19, 2007, 07:13:01 AM
i teabag Jesus

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
March 19, 2007, 07:14:43 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:13:01 AM
i teabag Jesus

You know, I could spend the next 3 or 4 weeks mocking your stale braccadocio, or we could both just forget you posted that dumb fucking unfunny shit.

TGRR,
Feeling uncommonly generous tonight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654

#12
March 19, 2007, 07:18:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:07:53 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:07:03 AM
Even Jesus said 'ye are gods'
gotta love that guy, he'd do anything for a laugh.

Jesus would roundhouse kick you inna face, just for spitting in the road.

Do never test The Fighting Jesus.

that is funnier than teabagging Jesus?  I don't think so

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
March 19, 2007, 07:19:51 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:18:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:07:53 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:07:03 AM
Even Jesus said 'ye are gods'
gotta love that guy, he'd do anything for a laugh.

Jesus would roundhouse kick you inna face, just for spitting in the road.

Do never test The Fighting Jesus.

that is funnier than teabagging Jesus?  I don't think so


I wasn't making a joke.

The Fighting Jesus really will...oh, yeah, you're new.

Never mind.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654

#14
March 19, 2007, 07:20:49 AM
That was a little funnier.
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