Pie or Cake?

[Jasper]

Naw, I just love me some cookies.

[Jenne]

FACT:  Cookies are much better than pie any day.

But I still like pie.

Cake, not so much.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

BLAST YOU PIE LOVING CREATONS!!!


caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am baking a cake right now.

Actually I'm just preheating the oven, but I am in the process of cake-baking.

[Richter]

Look at us, still talking when there's science to do!

[LMNO]

THE CAKE IS A PIE!

[Jasper]

Do moon pies count as cookies or pies?

[Richter]

Hybrid.  Like cheesecake.

[Jasper]

Cheesecake is a pie.  It is neither cheese nor cake.

[Darth Cupcake]

Boston cream pie: seems more like a cake to me.

[Jasper]

It is a bastardization of cake and pie, albeit delicious.  The imperative thusly, is to eat it.

[Darth Cupcake]

I make god damned fantastic Boston cream pie.

Perhaps that is what I will bake tomorrow while everyone else in my life is being a maelstrom of either "OH GOD HE/SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME BECAUSE WE AREN'T DOING XYZ TODAY" or "OH GOD BEING SINGLE IS SO SAD ON VALENTINE'S DAY WAAAAAAAAH" and then I will be all, "there there. Have a slice of cakepie." And everything will be all better.

-DC
Will also probably administer medicinal vodka to said tearful colleagues

[Jasper]

That gave me an idea for a meme bomb..

[Richter]

I make god damned fantastic Boston cream pie.

Perhaps that is what I will bake tomorrow while everyone else in my life is being a maelstrom of either "OH GOD HE/SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME BECAUSE WE AREN'T DOING XYZ TODAY" or "OH GOD BEING SINGLE IS SO SAD ON VALENTINE'S DAY WAAAAAAAAH" and then I will be all, "there there. Have a slice of cakepie." And everything will be all better.

-DC
Will also probably administer medicinal vodka to said tearful colleagues

Um, if it's allowed to forgo the Emo routine, I'll be decapitating Saints and any archery - inclined angels I see. 

[Darth Cupcake]

I make god damned fantastic Boston cream pie.

Perhaps that is what I will bake tomorrow while everyone else in my life is being a maelstrom of either "OH GOD HE/SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME BECAUSE WE AREN'T DOING XYZ TODAY" or "OH GOD BEING SINGLE IS SO SAD ON VALENTINE'S DAY WAAAAAAAAH" and then I will be all, "there there. Have a slice of cakepie." And everything will be all better.

-DC
Will also probably administer medicinal vodka to said tearful colleagues

Um, if it's allowed to forgo the Emo routine, I'll be decapitating Saints and any archery - inclined angels I see. 

Good man! I will be serving up cakepie to myself and my friend coming up from the NY/CT area Friday night and we will be drinking heavily. I know it's a day late for saint beheading, but if you want to drink heavily and behead things with us, you're welcome!

P.S. Felix, your meme bomb is truly brilliant. I think I am going to get a cask engraved with it to keep my boozes in.