this is a simple one.
Next Wednesday is Ash Wednesday.
Wear an ashen cross on your head and start a conversation with a "fellow" catholic.
then pretend that catholicism condones the way you would normally act.
wednesdays are slow, and i have my friend's funeral to attend. and blood to give.
catholics will be there, undoubtedly, in both cases.
spread the word for warping god's words!