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Advice Puppy thread

Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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#75
July 24, 2008, 03:20:08 AM
Advice puppy,

Whats the best way to punish a charismatic sexual abuser who has so far managed to elude the laws that lack the ability to stop such a person from doing it again to someone else?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Voodoo

#76
July 24, 2008, 04:21:55 AM
wrap his junk in aluminum foil...

sorry, failed attempt to tie into another thread...

Cain

#77
July 24, 2008, 05:42:09 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on July 24, 2008, 03:20:08 AM
Advice puppy,

Whats the best way to punish a charismatic sexual abuser who has so far managed to elude the laws that lack the ability to stop such a person from doing it again to someone else?

Dysnomia

#78
July 24, 2008, 06:06:01 AM
Advice Puppy, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Cain

#79
July 24, 2008, 06:13:13 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on July 24, 2008, 06:06:01 AM
Advice Puppy, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Thurnez Isa

#80
July 24, 2008, 07:10:37 AM
wow the puppy has been in kind of a bad mood lately
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Voodoo

#81
July 24, 2008, 02:24:29 PM
Advice Puppy, boxers, briefs, or commando?

Cain

#82
July 24, 2008, 02:28:24 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 24, 2008, 07:10:37 AM
wow the puppy has been in kind of a bad mood lately

Cain

#83
July 24, 2008, 02:31:22 PM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 24, 2008, 02:24:29 PM
Advice Puppy, boxers, briefs, or commando?

Cramulus

#84
July 24, 2008, 02:40:05 PM
Advice Puppy:

Will I get in trouble if I just don't go to work today?

Cain

#85
July 24, 2008, 02:46:44 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 24, 2008, 02:40:05 PM
Advice Puppy:

Will I get in trouble if I just don't go to work today?

Cramulus

#86
July 24, 2008, 02:48:21 PM
pupppy noooooooooooooooo


I need your advice!


I CANNOT MAKE DECISIONS FOR MYSELF

Voodoo

#87
July 24, 2008, 02:55:52 PM
cram, stop being a robot, show your true discord, escape the prison... 

lose your job, have no money, eat out of garbage...

unless you have sick time, then its cool

LMNO

#88
July 24, 2008, 03:04:15 PM
Dear Advice Puppy,

I hate myself and I want to die.  Any advice?

Cramulus

#89
July 24, 2008, 03:49:24 PM
GAD DAMNIT I'M AT WORK NOW

AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ADVICE PUPPY


WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
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