What's next?

[AFK]

You should give it to the McCain/Palin campaign. 

[Janvier]

Janvier will probably get bored and leave, or catch the current of the site and modify his posting to fit the audience. I hope for the latter, because he does seem to be a thinking person, rather than a cabbage.

I'll post something interesting again when I have something interesting to post. I dumped a whole lot of stuff I was working on at first, but regardless of whether people really read it and understood it, I don't have anything quite like that at the ready now. I'll probably modify my posting eventually, but I needed to prove someone wrong who stated that you "can't troll a troll religion".

[That One Guy]

Janvier will probably get bored and leave, or catch the current of the site and modify his posting to fit the audience. I hope for the latter, because he does seem to be a thinking person, rather than a cabbage.

I'll post something interesting again when I have something interesting to post. I dumped a whole lot of stuff I was working on at first, but regardless of whether people really read it and understood it, I don't have anything quite like that at the ready now. I'll probably modify my posting eventually, but I needed to prove someone wrong who stated that you "can't troll a troll religion".

Nothing new and exciting to see here folks - just in case there was any lingering doubt, it's another of the "troll the trolls" types. Joy.

/pledge

[Janvier]

Janvier will probably get bored and leave, or catch the current of the site and modify his posting to fit the audience. I hope for the latter, because he does seem to be a thinking person, rather than a cabbage.

I'll post something interesting again when I have something interesting to post. I dumped a whole lot of stuff I was working on at first, but regardless of whether people really read it and understood it, I don't have anything quite like that at the ready now. I'll probably modify my posting eventually, but I needed to prove someone wrong who stated that you "can't troll a troll religion".

Nothing new and exciting to see here folks - just in case there was any lingering doubt, it's another of the "troll the trolls" types. Joy.

/pledge

You haven't read a lot of what I've written, have you?

[East Coast Hustle]

every word of it.

and for what it's worth, it's ALL useless drivel.

[Janvier]

every word of it.

and for what it's worth, it's ALL useless drivel.

What does "useless drivel" mean? Because maybe it means something other than what I think it does : O
Also, regardless of your answer, I suppose you would consider the following to be useless drivel as well:
"All men are doing the same things; they just call them differently."
Right?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Janvier, you fucking idiot.

you just reported my post.

to me. telling me you didn't believe me about this being my site.

now I have your email address.

oops.

That is the fucking funnay.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

every word of it.

and for what it's worth, it's ALL useless drivel.

What does "useless drivel" mean? Because maybe it means something other than what I think it does : O
Also, regardless of your answer, I suppose you would consider the following to be useless drivel as well:
"All men are doing the same things; they just call them differently."
Right?

All humans are of equal value, but some are better communicators than others. Cain is a really good example of that. Daruko is another. Read their posts and see if you can figure out what I mean.

[Mangrove]

Cast: Ryan Seacrest Simon Cowell Randy Jackson Paula Abdul Smug Religionists of various stripes The Bovine Millions  ACT 1 SCENE 1. RS: Hi! I'm Ryan Seacrest...and when I'm not busy pretending to date Teri Hatcher (catch her in season 3 of Desparate Housewives), I like to host this new show...... FALSE IDOL (Cue opening credits & music. CGI montage of various religious symbols, figures, institutions etc) RS: Tonight, we begin the search to find America's best prophet/cult leader/whacko. Here's what happened at our New York auditions. ACT 1 SCENE 2. (sweeping camera shots of hundreds of devotees hanging around outside on the street, waving to the TV crew and clutching their scriptures & audition number sheets) (interior shot: religious hopefuls sat waiting inside building. RS approaches) RS: Hi, I'm the entirely heterosexual Ryan Seacrest. Contestant 1: (dismissive glare) RS: Err...uhh...what's your name? C1: I'm AL Aqbar Jihadi! Silence you fornicating western dog!! (Seacrest looks askance into camera and backs away slowly) ACT 1 SCENE 3 (inside audtion room. the judges are behind a desk drinking COCA COLA, except paula who is drinking vodka out of a brown paper bag. simon is looking bored) SC: Okay Contestant 1. What is your name and where are you from? C1: I AM AL AQBAR JIHADI! I AM 24 YEARS OLD AND I'M FROM WISCONSIN!! SC: [bemused] RJ: Aight dawg...let's hear it. PA: I LURRVE YUO! C1: ALLAH WILL SEVER THE HEAD FROM THE GREAT AMERICAN SATAN!! HE WILL BOIL YOUR STOMACHS IN HELL!!! THE BLOOD OF 234 GAZILLION MUSLIMS IS ON YOUR HANDS!!! SC: Stop! Stop! STOP!! That was the WORST koranic sabre rattling I've heard in months. It was just appauling Osama-karaoke. PA: I LIKE YOUR SHOES!! RJ: Ok dawg, check it out. I recorded with Khomeni back in '79 and you just didn't bring it tonight. SC: You're not even Middle Eastern, are you? C1: F*** you! You don't know nothin' about me! I've got more theological talent than all of you motherf*****s. [C1 exits] (cuts to advert by Ford. Carrie Underwood is ploughed down by Kermit the Frog driving a hybrid SUV) ACT 1 SCENE 4. (back to the audition room) PA: I HATE YUO [girlie punches SC in the arm] [the next contestant arrives] C2: Repent!! Repent!! You must realize that God sent his only son Jesus because of his love for mankind....and if you don't....then well, you'll BURN!!! ALL THE HOMOS, JEWS & LIBERALS WILL BURN!! MWAA HAAA HAA HAA...THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD!! The Judges: ??? [security takes C2 away, but not before administering a Rodney King-esque beat down] PA: Byee!!!!! [hiccups] ACT 2 SCENE 1. (It is the near the end of the day, the judges are weary, Paula is only a shot glass away from unconsciousness. C3 arrives) SC: And you are? C3: Elijah Greenbaum. SC: And what are you going to do for us tonight? C3: I'd like to do a song entitled 'Counting the nostril hairs of Yahweh.' SC: NEXT! ACT 2 SCENE 2. [hundreds of clips edited together - buddhists, newagers, wiccans, hindus, toltec shaman etc etc are all chastised by Simon's threatening English accent] ACT 2 SCENE 3. RJ: This is the last one I'm hearing today. PA: [is hunched over the desk, partially undressed] SC: If this f****** shite show doesn't pick up soon, I'm f****** going back to London tonight. [C4 appears] SC: [very impatient...yes, even more than usual] RJ: What's up dawg......etc? C4: Everyone is in a Black Iron Prison....except me SC: Oh thank f*** for that. You're through to the next round.


Now I get to write my own second act ^___________^

The content of this post is property of SSOOKN.
Please do not write a second act, the first was sufficient.
It is strongly advised that you come up with your own ideas.

[Janvier]

Cast: Ryan Seacrest Simon Cowell Randy Jackson Paula Abdul Smug Religionists of various stripes The Bovine Millions  ACT 1 SCENE 1. RS: Hi! I'm Ryan Seacrest...and when I'm not busy pretending to date Teri Hatcher (catch her in season 3 of Desparate Housewives), I like to host this new show...... FALSE IDOL (Cue opening credits & music. CGI montage of various religious symbols, figures, institutions etc) RS: Tonight, we begin the search to find America's best prophet/cult leader/whacko. Here's what happened at our New York auditions. ACT 1 SCENE 2. (sweeping camera shots of hundreds of devotees hanging around outside on the street, waving to the TV crew and clutching their scriptures & audition number sheets) (interior shot: religious hopefuls sat waiting inside building. RS approaches) RS: Hi, I'm the entirely heterosexual Ryan Seacrest. Contestant 1: (dismissive glare) RS: Err...uhh...what's your name? C1: I'm AL Aqbar Jihadi! Silence you fornicating western dog!! (Seacrest looks askance into camera and backs away slowly) ACT 1 SCENE 3 (inside audtion room. the judges are behind a desk drinking COCA COLA, except paula who is drinking vodka out of a brown paper bag. simon is looking bored) SC: Okay Contestant 1. What is your name and where are you from? C1: I AM AL AQBAR JIHADI! I AM 24 YEARS OLD AND I'M FROM WISCONSIN!! SC: [bemused] RJ: Aight dawg...let's hear it. PA: I LURRVE YUO! C1: ALLAH WILL SEVER THE HEAD FROM THE GREAT AMERICAN SATAN!! HE WILL BOIL YOUR STOMACHS IN HELL!!! THE BLOOD OF 234 GAZILLION MUSLIMS IS ON YOUR HANDS!!! SC: Stop! Stop! STOP!! That was the WORST koranic sabre rattling I've heard in months. It was just appauling Osama-karaoke. PA: I LIKE YOUR SHOES!! RJ: Ok dawg, check it out. I recorded with Khomeni back in '79 and you just didn't bring it tonight. SC: You're not even Middle Eastern, are you? C1: F*** you! You don't know nothin' about me! I've got more theological talent than all of you motherf*****s. [C1 exits] (cuts to advert by Ford. Carrie Underwood is ploughed down by Kermit the Frog driving a hybrid SUV) ACT 1 SCENE 4. (back to the audition room) PA: I HATE YUO [girlie punches SC in the arm] [the next contestant arrives] C2: Repent!! Repent!! You must realize that God sent his only son Jesus because of his love for mankind....and if you don't....then well, you'll BURN!!! ALL THE HOMOS, JEWS & LIBERALS WILL BURN!! MWAA HAAA HAA HAA...THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD!! The Judges: ??? [security takes C2 away, but not before administering a Rodney King-esque beat down] PA: Byee!!!!! [hiccups] ACT 2 SCENE 1. (It is the near the end of the day, the judges are weary, Paula is only a shot glass away from unconsciousness. C3 arrives) SC: And you are? C3: Elijah Greenbaum. SC: And what are you going to do for us tonight? C3: I'd like to do a song entitled 'Counting the nostril hairs of Yahweh.' SC: NEXT! ACT 2 SCENE 2. [hundreds of clips edited together - buddhists, newagers, wiccans, hindus, toltec shaman etc etc are all chastised by Simon's threatening English accent] ACT 2 SCENE 3. RJ: This is the last one I'm hearing today. PA: [is hunched over the desk, partially undressed] SC: If this f****** shite show doesn't pick up soon, I'm f****** going back to London tonight. [C4 appears] SC: [very impatient...yes, even more than usual] RJ: What's up dawg......etc? C4: Everyone is in a Black Iron Prison....except me SC: Oh thank f*** for that. You're through to the next round.


Now I get to write my own second act ^___________^

The content of this post is property of SSOOKN.
Please do not write a second act, the first was sufficient.
It is strongly advised that you come up with your own ideas.

Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)

[Mangrove]

Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)

Transcending one's revulsion is a strategy in some Tantric cults.

[Janvier]

Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)

Transcending one's revulsion is a strategy in some Tantric cults.

I have transcended revulsion. But that doesn't mean I don't know what's good for me. I follow my own diet.

[Anch]

Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)

Transcending one's revulsion is a strategy in some Tantric cults.

I have transcended revulsion. But that doesn't mean I don't know what's good for me. I follow my own diet.

[Chairman Risus]

Roger, I aspire to one day have enemies as dedicated as yours.  It means you're doing something right.

[AFK]

Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)

Laz?