This thread is now about Furries, for some reason. Formerly: "So. Anonymous."

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

No, but now I wish I was.

Honestly, I think the reason so many people on the internet hate furries (whereas people not on the internet rarely have an opinion besides "Haha... really?") is because the Internet is INUNDATED with furries, and a lot of them are obnoxious.

I've been online since 1990 and I really don't think I've ever noted Furries being more plentiful than any other weirdo group (like those damned Discordians).

[Cramulus]

There are WAY more furries on the net than Discordians.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I remember seeing this website about a dude that had a sexual relationship with a dolphin, one time.  he claimed that he would swim out into the ocean to meet his love, and they would have sex.  he drew pictures and poetry and crap. I think he fantasized about dolphinpomorphizing himself in some of his 'art'....
would he be a furry? (since there is no fur involved)...
what if you dress up as a naked mole rat?....

Thanks, I now have a burning curiosity to see what someone dressed up as a naked mole rat would look like 

[Elder Iptuous]

Thanks, I now have a burning curiosity to see what someone dressed up as a naked mole rat would look like 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Jesus Fucking Christ on a trampoline...

[Triple Zero]

let's seeeeee, where did i put my 'comprehensive list of fetishes'?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

go wild.

[Elder Iptuous]

let's seeeeee, where did i put my 'comprehensive list of fetishes'?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

go wild.

huh.... went to the list and noticed there was an entry for 'beastiality' and one for 'beastiosexuality' so i followed the latter to see if there was some distinction (that might pertain to this thread) and found that they both linked to 'zoophilia'.  it was tl;dr, but upon scrolling down, i saw this picture:

Now, my parents raise goats, so i'm somewhat familiar with them... (not that familiar) and i can tell you this,  that goat would be kicking his guts out if it wasn't complicit.....  If you try to force a goat to do something it doesn't want to, you'd better be good at wrestling.  ..... and cover yer nuts.
i dunno where i'm going with that.
just sayin' is all...

[Reginald Ret]

you just made my moral grounds for hating zoophiliacs soggy, fuck you!

[shadowfurry23]

I remember seeing this website about a dude that had a sexual relationship with a dolphin, one time.  he claimed that he would swim out into the ocean to meet his love, and they would have sex.  he drew pictures and poetry and crap. I think he fantasized about dolphinpomorphizing himself in some of his 'art'....
would he be a furry? (since there is no fur involved)...
what if you dress up as a naked mole rat?....

The gentleman in question would probably be best categorized as a zoophile.  Some furries are in to reptiles, birds, dolphins - fur isn't a requirement.

Approximately, what percentage of 'Furries' with suits have suits made of real fur?

What, of dead animal fur?  Few if any, and loudly proclaiming your fursuit is real fur would be pretty high-caliber trolling.

I originally read your question as the more interesting and less trollish "What percentage of furries own fursuits?" and I' probably peg that at somewhere between 2% and 5%, at cons anyway.  Overall in real life, probably less than 1% of self-identified furries would be fursuiters.

I have nothing to add to this conversation, but I do have this picture to share.

I like you.

I rather like the chick on the left (and the boy in the bottom middle, actually) but I've never understood the appeal of putting SPIKY things in your face.  Is that someone's way of saying "I really don't like oral sex," or what?

[Faust]

um, those actually improve oral sex.

[Reginald Ret]

I rather like the chick on the left (and the boy in the bottom middle, actually) but I've never understood the appeal of putting SPIKY things in your face.  Is that someone's way of saying "I really don't like oral sex," or what?

um, those actually improve oral sex.

sshhhh don't let reality interfere with teh funny!

[Iason Ouabache]

let's seeeeee, where did i put my 'comprehensive list of fetishes'?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

go wild.

I wish I hadn't clicked that link!   

[Iason Ouabache]

Then again, if I hadn't clicked that link, I wouldn't have found this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_fetishism

[Iason Ouabache]

Also, "zaftigaphilia" should totally be a word but isn't. 

[shadowfurry23]

you just made my moral grounds for hating zoophiliacs soggy, fuck you!

I knew a guy who would pick up stray dogs, take them home, feed them, bathe them, brush them, trim them then fuck 'em (usually male dogs, so in the ass).  He didn't have a good no-kill shelter near him so usually he'd return them where he found them afterwards.  If he encountered these dogs again, they would bound up to him and lick him and generally behave as though they were very pleased to see him.  So he said anyway, I didn't witness any of this, but I trusted people who did know him when they said it was true.

I've also met a few people who really love their dogs - a husky, just so the mental image is crystal clear   

Finally, I've known people who fuck female horses.  Apparently a horse has a rather higher body temperature than humans.  Also, you'd think a human wang would be too small, but the one fellow (god damn he was cute, I'm totally glad I got to fool around with him) claimed the horse would in fact orgasm, it's whole body shuddering.  He was quite effusive about the experience.  And yes, a stepladder was involved (again, just making sure that mental image is crystal-clear for you).

I've known some weird people.

Never done anything like that myself, and have no interest, thank you. 

_{ok, well, maybe i was curious about the horse thing.}