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The Witches Of Chiswick

Started by Lister, April 21, 2004, 06:59:28 PM

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Lister



Just finished reading it.

Humor, Time Travelling omnipotent sprout Guardian Angels, Victorian-age terminator robots, a big conspiracy and 2 different futures to be saved...
Plus loads of celebrity cameos including (but not limited to) Sherlock Holmes, Queen Victoria of England (God Bless Her), The Elephant Man and H. G. Wells. (If you're not educated enough to recognize these names, then don't bother reading the novel...)

Gets a **** star Lister rating...  definitly.
(***** star being the max, of course)
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

The Good Reverend Roger

Same author:  Armageddon, the Musical.  Best novel about the time-travelling Elvis, EVAH!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trollax

Hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocalypse...

Weird as shit man!  :shock:

Lister

Ok, so I guess this book can just be described as "more of the same" to people who are familiar with the author...
Even the Flying Swan is making it's obligatory appearance... (2 pints of large, please!)
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

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