CRAZY PREPARED

[Doktor Howl]

I have no intention of storing anything.  If civilization and all the neat things that come with it (like painless dentistry, pennicillin, and deviant porn) go away, I'm going with it.

I will, of course, scramble and loot with all the other monkeys until someone tougher or luckier than me eats me, but that's just for cheap kicks.

Because, let's face it, if The Machine™ ever breaks down, life is going to SUCK for the few survivors.  Even if whatever it is kills off 80% of the population (not likely, humans are very hard to kill), that still leaves 60+ million people on the end of a pipe that no longer has any food going into it.  I don't want to see the way that ends, even if it does clear all the monkeys off of my planet.

It's not going to be Road Warrior, it's going to be Hobbes on crack, and in the end, there will be a few hundred thousand people left, tops, with no tools and no tools to make the tools.

"Stay away from the ruins of the ancients, kid.  They're haunted."
- Old Man Billy Bob, 2090CE.

Thats probably a reasonable way to look at it, but I don't want to die.

Who does?

Not me.  But on the other hand, I like electric light, the interwebs, etc.  After that, trying to catch rats for dinner just doesn't seem like much fun.

[Freeky]

I dunno. I think that fighting for survival would kind of eliminate the recipe for getting in a rut.

[Doktor Howl]

I dunno. I think that fighting for survival would kind of eliminate the recipe for getting in a rut.

Not really.

Another day, another cleaver fight.

Ho hum.

[Freeky]

I dunno. I think that fighting for survival would kind of eliminate the recipe for getting in a rut.

Not really.

Another day, another cleaver fight.

Ho hum.

Troof....

[Adios]

My admittedly old school opinion is that if my personal survival depends or even relies on another primate then I need to lay down and die.

[Doktor Howl]

My admittedly old school opinion is that if my personal survival depends or even relies on another primate then I need to lay down and die.

That is pretty old school.  I hate people, and I want them off my planet.  But then I'd be lonely and hungry, and I'd go, too.

[Adios]

My admittedly old school opinion is that if my personal survival depends or even relies on another primate then I need to lay down and die.

That is pretty old school.  I hate people, and I want them off my planet.  But then I'd be lonely and hungry, and I'd go, too.

I would dance naked through the stinging nettle and cactus while singing Oh! Happy Day.

[Doktor Howl]

My admittedly old school opinion is that if my personal survival depends or even relies on another primate then I need to lay down and die.

That is pretty old school.  I hate people, and I want them off my planet.  But then I'd be lonely and hungry, and I'd go, too.

I would dance naked through the stinging nettle and cactus while singing Oh! Happy Day.

Until you realized that you are on a planet with NO BOOBS.

[Adios]

My admittedly old school opinion is that if my personal survival depends or even relies on another primate then I need to lay down and die.

That is pretty old school.  I hate people, and I want them off my planet.  But then I'd be lonely and hungry, and I'd go, too.

I would dance naked through the stinging nettle and cactus while singing Oh! Happy Day.

Until you realized that you are on a planet with NO BOOBS.

I have a spare rib, i will make a boob carrying device.

[Doktor Howl]

My admittedly old school opinion is that if my personal survival depends or even relies on another primate then I need to lay down and die.

That is pretty old school.  I hate people, and I want them off my planet.  But then I'd be lonely and hungry, and I'd go, too.

I would dance naked through the stinging nettle and cactus while singing Oh! Happy Day.

Until you realized that you are on a planet with NO BOOBS.

I have a spare rib, i will make a boob carrying device.

NOT THE SAME.

[Adios]

My admittedly old school opinion is that if my personal survival depends or even relies on another primate then I need to lay down and die.

That is pretty old school.  I hate people, and I want them off my planet.  But then I'd be lonely and hungry, and I'd go, too.

I would dance naked through the stinging nettle and cactus while singing Oh! Happy Day.

Until you realized that you are on a planet with NO BOOBS.

I have a spare rib, i will make a boob carrying device.

NOT THE SAME.

Please to not shit on my personal fantasy. 

[Remington]

If you got a brain you got tools.

Fixed.

[Doktor Howl]

If you got a brain you got tools.

Fixed.

I CAN HAZ POAST APOCALYPSE?
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[Don Coyote]

If you got a brain and the ability to manipulate the physical world you got tools can make tools to make tools.

Fixed.

double fixt

[Adios]

If you got a brain you got tools.

Fixed.

I CAN HAZ POAST APOCALYPSE?
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Truth is, with my dependence on medicine and general health I'm fucked.

Plan B is to jack a round in the chamber and see who gets to go with me.