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Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)

Started by Marquis Cablewitch, February 13, 2009, 02:32:14 PM

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Marquis Cablewitch

February 13, 2009, 02:32:14 PM
Should have gotten this out sooner really, an amusing postergasm I like to play with most years:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/12329646/Lady-Eris-Demands-Kinky-Sex-Day

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Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day!
February 13th

Do it with yourself, do it with others, do it with a tulpa or even just do it in your imagination!

Stretch the boundaries of your tastes! Give worship to yourself and Eris by enjoying your body and the bodies of others!

Enjoy Kinky Sex responsibly, condoms and dental dams available almost everywhere. Live to fuck another day.

Phineas T. Poxwattle

#1
February 20, 2009, 04:25:17 PM
ah I just saw this. You gotta give us more warning!

and what's with the No Accordions at the bottom? My girlfriend is a kinky discordian accordion player, so we object!  :lulz:

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2
February 20, 2009, 04:26:55 PM
Quote from: Phineas Poxwattle on February 20, 2009, 04:25:17 PM
My girlfriend is a kinky discordian accordion player...

PICS or GTFO!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#3
February 20, 2009, 04:34:32 PM
[insert joke about squeeze-box]

:lmnuendo:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Fuquad

#4
February 20, 2009, 05:52:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 20, 2009, 04:34:32 PM
[insert joke about squeeze-box]

:lmnuendo:

[also "one-man-band" joke]
THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET

Cain

#6
February 21, 2009, 10:32:31 PM
 :lulz:

I didn't actually expect Chloe to have an accordian.

fomenter

#7
February 21, 2009, 10:38:04 PM
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
February 21, 2009, 11:42:10 PM
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pariah

#10
February 21, 2009, 11:51:15 PM
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
February 22, 2009, 01:17:10 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

fomenter

#12
February 22, 2009, 01:31:02 AM
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Marquis Cablewitch

#13
February 27, 2009, 10:13:19 PM
Quote from: Phineas T. Poxwattle on February 20, 2009, 04:25:17 PM
ah I just saw this. You gotta give us more warning!

and what's with the No Accordions at the bottom? My girlfriend is a kinky discordian accordion player, so we object!  :lulz:

It's the might of the Discordians For No Accordians Cabal.

Although I'll make an exception for your girlfriend eh?  Although I suppose kinky accordian playing is very much in keeping with the spirit of the whole thing.


Sorry about the no warning, it always creeps up on me, but I'll be prepared for next year, and I'll nag you all in plenty of time.
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