I'm so badass, the thread.

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, March 28, 2009, 01:21:51 AM

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the dreadful hours

#15
March 29, 2009, 03:56:41 PM
i'm so badass, my friends think i'm...oh who am i kidding

Cain

#16
March 29, 2009, 05:25:18 PM
I'm so badass the Pope has to exorcise anything I've sat on.

So yeah.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#17
March 29, 2009, 05:36:20 PM
I'm so badass that the sun asks my permission to rise every morning.







(yeah, i know that doesn't make any sense. i don't have to make sense, i'm so badass)

Jasper

#18
March 29, 2009, 06:30:16 PM
I'm so bad ass, it hurts other people's wieners when I pee.

Vene

#19
March 29, 2009, 06:31:20 PM
Quote from: Felix on March 29, 2009, 06:30:16 PM
I'm so bad ass, it hurts other people's wieners when I pee.
...fucker

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#20
March 29, 2009, 06:33:11 PM
IM SO BADASS I DONT EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW BADASS I AM

Aufenthatt

#21
March 29, 2009, 06:47:33 PM
I'M SO BADASS I WROTE ALL THE OTHER POSTS ON HERE THROUGH YOUR ACCOUNTS USING ONLY MY TWO SMALLEST TOES TO DO THE HACKING, WHILE ROBBING A BLOOD BANK, WHILE LEARNING TO PLAY THE MANDOLIN

Jasper

#22
March 29, 2009, 06:52:12 PM
Quote from: Aufenthatt on March 29, 2009, 06:47:33 PM
I'M SO BADASS I WROTE ALL THE OTHER POSTS ON HERE THROUGH YOUR ACCOUNTS USING ONLY MY TWO SMALLEST TOES TO DO THE HACKING, WHILE ROBBING A BLOOD BANK, WHILE LEARNING TO PLAY THE MANDOLIN

That's impossible, because I know how masturbation is spelled.

Triple Zero

#23
March 30, 2009, 08:20:46 PM
ALL THE MOUNTAINS IN THE NETHERLANDS ARE IN FACT HIDING AND COWERING BELOW THEIR SHITTY TECTONIC PLATES FROM MY BADASSNESS BECAUSE I KEPT DISINTEGRATING THEM WITH MY LAZOR FARTS
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Aufenthatt

#24
March 30, 2009, 08:35:10 PM
Quote from: Felix on March 29, 2009, 06:52:12 PM
Quote from: Aufenthatt on March 29, 2009, 06:47:33 PM
I'M SO BADASS I WROTE ALL THE OTHER POSTS ON HERE THROUGH YOUR ACCOUNTS USING ONLY MY TWO SMALLEST TOES TO DO THE HACKING, WHILE ROBBING A BLOOD BANK, WHILE LEARNING TO PLAY THE MANDOLIN

That's impossible, because I know how masturbation is spelled.


Thats what you think

Cramulus

#25
March 30, 2009, 08:35:51 PM
I'M SO BADASS I HAVE TO PUT ON A HELMET EVERY TIME I TAKE A SHIT.

Triple Zero

#26
March 30, 2009, 08:44:15 PM
IM SO BADASS I SHIT IN CRAMS HELMET
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
March 30, 2009, 10:04:09 PM
I'M SO BADASS I RENT MY HEMMOROIDS OUT TO TENANT FARMERS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#28
March 30, 2009, 10:12:24 PM
I'M SO BADASS THE SUN WAITS FOR MY PERMISSION TO SHINE  8)
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
March 30, 2009, 10:14:50 PM
I'M SO BADASS THAT CHUCK NORRIS MAKES MY COFFEE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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