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Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« on: September 25, 2009, 12:14:28 am »
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Ragnar Bengtsson, a 26-year-old student at Stockholm University, is regularly breaking out a breast pump to induce lactation. Bengtsson is the father of a 2-year-old child, but he has no plans to nurse his toddler. Rather he wants to breast-feed future children and inspire other dads to offer their breasts as a way to bond with their children at earlier stages of development.

“Anything that doesn’t do any harm is worth trying out. And if it works it could prove very important for men’s ability to get much closer to their children at an early stage,” Bengtsson told The Local, an English newspaper in Sweden.

The story was major headline news in the Nordic country, and now it’s making the rounds on all the parenting blogs. The story will probably continue to escalate as Bengtsson’s efforts will be documented by Swedish TV8. Also, he maintains a blog on the station’s Web site.


I'm not quite sure if this is weird enough to qualify as 'high wierdness', but it's probably more unusual than agricultural fertility cults.


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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 12:37:04 am »
If this works, it will make for some veeeerrry interesting discussions with feminists.
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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 12:42:55 am »
If this works, it will make for some veeeerrry interesting discussions with feminists.

 . . . why??? . . .
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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 05:21:44 am »
If this works, it will make for some veeeerrry interesting discussions with feminists.

 . . . why??? . . .

Men playing at borders of "femeninity".  Is it welcome?  Should it be accepted or aided?

or

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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 08:12:58 am »
STOP SAME-SEX BREASTFEEDING

BREASTFEEDING SHOULD BE BETWEEN A WOMAN AND A BABBY
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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 01:03:12 pm »
STOP SAME-SEX BREASTFEEDING

BREASTFEEDING SHOULD BE BETWEEN A WOMAN AND A BABBY

IF MAN BREASTS FEED A BABBY, THAT HOW IS GAY IS FORMED AND JESUS CRIES.

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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2009, 02:37:36 pm »
I just can't get past the hairy nipples......  :x

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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 04:13:04 pm »
Scientists somewhere (can't remember where) were working, at one time, on a hormone treatment that would induce male lactation. Seems to me that prolactin would do it, but what the hell do I know.
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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2009, 04:28:40 pm »
Scientists somewhere (can't remember where) were working, at one time, on a hormone treatment that would induce male lactation. Seems to me that prolactin would do it, but what the hell do I know.

Excessive stimulation over an extended period WILL do it alone in many males.

I think the question is whether guys want boobs or not.

Wait, they'd probably LIKE it.
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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2009, 04:41:40 pm »
http://web.archive.org/web/20040612183349/http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_700634.html

i have seen some accounts of other men when stranded wif no wimmenz and babbies who started to breastfeed, historical accounts too...

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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2009, 04:44:04 pm »
Men actually have the glands needed to create breastmilk?

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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2009, 05:07:33 pm »
Scientists somewhere (can't remember where) were working, at one time, on a hormone treatment that would induce male lactation. Seems to me that prolactin would do it, but what the hell do I know.

Excessive stimulation over an extended period WILL do it alone in many males.

I think the question is whether guys want boobs or not.

Wait, they'd probably LIKE it.

how excessive and how long a period? like rubbing them for 10 minutes daily?
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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2009, 05:15:48 pm »
It is possible IIRC, only men aren't capable of producing as much milk as women.

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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2009, 06:10:47 pm »
Scientists somewhere (can't remember where) were working, at one time, on a hormone treatment that would induce male lactation. Seems to me that prolactin would do it, but what the hell do I know.

Excessive stimulation over an extended period WILL do it alone in many males.

I think the question is whether guys want boobs or not.

Wait, they'd probably LIKE it.

I think the application they were hoping for was one where the lactation could be triggered with a single injection (this seems like something they could use in women who have a hard time with their milk coming in, too) and the it would be sustained naturally by the stimulation of the baby feeding.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Man attempts to breastfeed infants
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2009, 06:24:59 pm »
Scientists somewhere (can't remember where) were working, at one time, on a hormone treatment that would induce male lactation. Seems to me that prolactin would do it, but what the hell do I know.

Excessive stimulation over an extended period WILL do it alone in many males.

I think the question is whether guys want boobs or not.

Wait, they'd probably LIKE it.

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