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The Cheeseburger Experiment

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 02, 2009, 09:37:17 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

October 02, 2009, 09:37:17 PM
I decided to go ahead and eat nothing but cheeseburgers this month. I'm kind of still working my way up to it, but I started a blog:

http://cheeseburgerexperiment.blogspot.com/
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Eater of Clowns

#1
October 02, 2009, 10:20:03 PM
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October 02, 2009, 10:38:41 PM
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Farewell to hawtness.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#3
October 02, 2009, 10:54:22 PM
:lulz:

What could go wrong?

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 02, 2009, 11:02:33 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rumckle

#5
October 02, 2009, 11:14:53 PM
Wait, only BK burgers, you poor soul
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

fomenter

#6
October 02, 2009, 11:17:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2009, 09:37:17 PM
I decided to go ahead and eat nothing but cheeseburgers this month. I'm kind of still working my way up to it, but I started a blog:

http://cheeseburgerexperiment.blogspot.com/

did you watch the fat head movie we were talking about in the other thread?

if you keep carbs under 100 grams pr day and total calories appropriate (or under) for your activity level you may be OK and actually drop a few pounds... i  suspect burger burnout will kill the experiment before the results are in...
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Bruno

#7
October 02, 2009, 11:36:46 PM
You should try one of the low-carb burgers from Carl's jr.

Basically, they wrap the burger in lettuce instead of using bread.

Also, Burger King sucks.
Formerly something else...

Cainad (dec.)

#8
October 03, 2009, 01:44:37 AM
You're out of your damn mind.


That's not a value judgment of you or your actions, btw. Just stating a fact.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
October 03, 2009, 02:38:33 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 03, 2009, 01:44:37 AM
You're out of your damn mind.


That's not a value judgment of you or your actions, btw. Just stating a fact.

This.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#10
October 03, 2009, 02:42:55 AM
NO NIGEL DON'T DO IT



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Iason Ouabache

#11
October 03, 2009, 05:01:54 AM
I'm disappointed that you picked BK instead of Wendy's. BACONATOR OR GTFO!

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#12
October 03, 2009, 07:10:48 AM
the fuck Nigel, the fuck.

Also- how long will you do this?

Nast

#13
October 03, 2009, 07:58:30 AM
You are a brave, brave soul to sacrifice yourself to the sake of Science like this.  :cry:

Good luck!
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#14
October 03, 2009, 10:41:40 AM
I had more confidence in your experiment to eat nothing but potatoes for a month.
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