What part of the body is YOUR city?

[Fractalbeard]

As for Cleveland, what part of the body has it's vital fluids catch fire?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

So Florida is obviously the limp useless wang
But I'd have to say Orlando is the crap that develops under the foreskin.
It isn't quite the herpes sore that is Disney but it's sure sticky, smelly, cheesy and gross.

Then there's always the freshly shaven sparkling gay balls that is South Beach. Balls drenched in Dior.

[Suu]

So Florida is obviously the limp useless wang
But I'd have to say Orlando is the crap that develops under the foreskin.
It isn't quite the herpes sore that is Disney but it's sure sticky, smelly, cheesy and gross.

Then there's always the freshly shaven sparkling gay balls that is South Beach. Balls drenched in Dior.

Oh great, that makes Pinellas County a circumcision error.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

GIANT ERROR

[Z³]

I think Omaha is just another bend on the long intestine of America.

[Iason Ouabache]

So Florida is obviously the limp useless wang
But I'd have to say Orlando is the crap that develops under the foreskin.
It isn't quite the herpes sore that is Disney but it's sure sticky, smelly, cheesy and gross.

That would be smegma. For your own sanity NEVER google that word under any circumstances.

Oh yeah, and Indianapolis would be the belly button: located near the exact center and not good for anything except collecting lint.

[La Terrorista]

Detroit is just a cancerous cell.

[Jenne]

My dad always said the Inland Empire, where I used to live as a kid, was the Armpit of Southern California.  So if the IE is the armpit, I think that would make San Diego the spleen.  It's like where all the old, diseased parts of its surroundings go to die.  From old military vets to washed-out movie stars to the gangbangers running drugs across the border.  We get influxes of the good washed out with the tide and the great weather.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

If you look at a map of the UK, southampton is the butt. theres a buttcrack, (the River Itchen) the Isle Of Wight is floating excretia just to the south.

its an ok, butt, its shiny on the surface, sexy in places, but it still is full of shit.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Forth Valley in Scotland is the diseased, cancerous lungs of the country. Dominated by a city-sized petrochemical refinery complex that makes the night sky look like the start of Bladerunner. We chainsmoke here. All of us. Man, woman and child. We smoke because it clogs up our lungs and forms a protective barrier against the air. If you don't smoke at least 40 a day chances are you'll be dead inside a week. Allergies, asthma, eczema, birth deformities, childhood leukaemia ... all at least double the national average. Triple on some counts. Forth Valley - we breathe shit so the rest of the country can moan about the carbon monoxide levels in their neck of the woods. Ah carbon monoxide. To breathe pure CO1, even for just an hour would be bliss.

[Richter]

So Florida is obviously the limp useless wang
But I'd have to say Orlando is the crap that develops under the foreskin.
It isn't quite the herpes sore that is Disney but it's sure sticky, smelly, cheesy and gross.

Then there's always the freshly shaven sparkling gay balls that is South Beach. Balls drenched in Dior.

Oh great, that makes Pinellas County a circumcision error.

I prefer to think of Dinsey as a sebacious cyst.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Columbus Ohio is the cellulite on the back of your thighs 
We are the test market for new fast food and chain restaurants 

[Z³]

Columbus Ohio is the cellulite on the back of your thighs 
We are the test market for new fast food and chain restaurants 

Omaha is similarly a test market for these sort of things.
For example, did you have this monstrosity?
.
Its what happens when you deep fry evil.

[LMNO]

is that... two pieces of fried chicken surrounding a bacon cheeseburger?

[Jenne]

I think it's got no beef--just cheese and bacon between chicken fried chicken patties.