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[LMNO]

Or, it's a full-contact club. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Or, it's a full-contact club. 

Full contact stripping?

So everyone gets naked?

[LMNO]

No, a place where you can touch the dancers.

[Jenne]

...isn't that called a "bordello"?

[LMNO]

Legally?  No.


I'm assuming your knowledge of strip clubs is... limited. 

[Jenne]

Gratefully so.  Yes. 

And bordellos are legal in some parts of the US--Nevada comes to mind.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You took a blind dude to a strip club?    Did you have him braille-read Candy's nipples?

A blind girl. And yeah, a bunch of us just wanted to hang out and drink some beer, so we went to Mary's Club. Also it adjoins a pretty decent taqueria.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Or, it's a full-contact club. 

We don't have those in Oregon: OLCC rules. The dancers can touch each other but customers cannot touch dancers.

[LMNO]

Gratefully so.  Yes. 

And bordellos are legal in some parts of the US--Nevada comes to mind.

Well, in the non-legal-prostitution states, depending on the "Classiness-to-Sleaze" ratio, dancers are either:

-Always on the stage,
-Mingling with the crowd, but a few feet away,
-Rubbing on the customer (but not vice-versa),
-Allowing the customer to touch them,

or some combination, depending on the size of the billfold.

For private dances, while legally there is no sex, the rules are set (and often broken) by the dancer, and the amount of money offered.



Also, I see that Nigel just answered the question for us.

[Jenne]

You took a blind dude to a strip club?    Did you have him braille-read Candy's nipples?

A blind girl. And yeah, a bunch of us just wanted to hang out and drink some beer, so we went to Mary's Club. Also it adjoins a pretty decent taqueria.

Just as I figured!    I know a lot of people who actually go for the drinks and the music, not the b00bs.  *shrug*  Esp in Vegas.  Women get in free and get 3 free drinks or some shit like that.  *shrug again*  It's just never been offered to me to go.  I'd probably not, unless I was already, ahem, "in the partying mode."

[Jenne]

Gratefully so.  Yes. 

And bordellos are legal in some parts of the US--Nevada comes to mind.

Well, in the non-legal-prostitution states, depending on the "Classiness-to-Sleaze" ratio, dancers are either:

-Always on the stage,
-Mingling with the crowd, but a few feet away,
-Rubbing on the customer (but not vice-versa),
-Allowing the customer to touch them,

or some combination, depending on the size of the billfold.

For private dances, while legally there is no sex, the rules are set (and often broken) by the dancer, and the amount of money offered.



Also, I see that Nigel just answered the question for us.

I know quite a few who go to the clubs around So Cal---in fact, my cousin knows a bunch of dancers who now work at Costco.  (they ain't all THAT and a bag of chips, so I'm thinking they went "clean" after having kids or something)  I just don't have the experience myself and have been told it's no-touch or your ass is out.

[Suu]

YOUR BORING EXPLANATIONS ARE INTERFERING WITH SOME GOOD OL' FASHIONED RAGE, HORROR AND SIDE SPLITTING BELLY LAUGHTER.

DESIST, OR I'LL DO TO YOU WHAT I DID TO JAR-JAR BINKS.

~~~Payne: Still banned from The Skywalker Ranch.

I THOUGHT I saw your picture on the wall...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Portland has an absolute fuckton of strip clubs, and most people kind of treat them like regular bars.

[Zenpeanut]

Actually, I'm pretty sure that Portland has the highest density of strip clubs in the US (suck it Vegas!). One of my uncles who lives down there can give directions anywhere in Portland using only strip clubs as markers.

[Triple Zero]

Or, it's a full-contact club. 

Full contact stripping?

So everyone gets naked?

No, it's a baby seal pacifier.