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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 27, 2009, 07:42:54 PM

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Darth Cupcake

#15
October 27, 2009, 08:20:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 27, 2009, 08:18:16 PM
You can temporarily divorce Eve...just for the shirt.  Shit--that's Fred who's married to Eve, isn't it?

I disremember.

Nope, Eve and I are married.

But I don't know if I can stand to be divorced from her! Hmmm... Hefty decisions. :lol:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Richter

#16
October 27, 2009, 08:21:16 PM
If Eve fall afoul of this, I won't forgive you.  :wink:

you should both mutualy divorce and join.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Pope Pixie Pickle

#17
October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 27, 2009, 08:16:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 07:42:54 PM
I GOT THE T-SHIRT FOR MY ORDINATION AS A PAYNITE NUN!


I ordered a longsleeve by accident, but its cold yo.

Shame i cannot wear it again for a while.

THANKS SYN!

Has anyone mentioned that Pixie is SMOKIN'?

Srsly. What the crap is with all the foxy Discordians? It's overwhelming!

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
Suu, get hold of Rev. Syn..

Once you, myself and Nigel get divorced, we can all be declared Paynite Nuns, Apparently I'm head of the order, I'm working on some "rules of the Order" (or at least, should be)

Dammit! I need to hurry up and get married, so that I can get divorced and become a Paynite Nun. Stupid men! Why don't any of them want to be my ex-husband?

already single and been not getting any for 3 months D-Cup? then your ordination will be sooner than you think.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:19:55 PM
I too wish to be a nun.


Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho. (there is a short celibacy clause, unless you are co-habiting and then it's assumed your not getting any anyway.)

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 27, 2009, 08:20:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 27, 2009, 08:18:16 PM
You can temporarily divorce Eve...just for the shirt.  Shit--that's Fred who's married to Eve, isn't it?

I disremember.

Nope, Eve and I are married.

But I don't know if I can stand to be divorced from her! Hmmm... Hefty decisions. :lol:

I'm sure we could make a small exception for both you and eve.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 27, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
I WANNA JOIN!  I AM A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Darth Cupcake

#19
October 27, 2009, 08:24:07 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
already single and been not getting any for 3 months D-Cup? then your ordination will be sooner than you think.


...Yep. :oops:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.

What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#21
October 27, 2009, 08:27:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
I WANNA JOIN!  I AM A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL!


YOU HAS TO BE A GOOD PANDA FOR 3 MONTHS.

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 27, 2009, 08:24:07 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
already single and been not getting any for 3 months D-Cup? then your ordination will be sooner than you think.


...Yep. :oops:
So, D-cup is the second Paynite Nun. Once I am divorced and Ordained by Payne himself, I can ordain you via e-mail.  

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
October 27, 2009, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:27:10 PM
YOU HAS TO BE A GOOD PANDA FOR 3 MONTHS.
 

:cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#23
October 27, 2009, 08:29:25 PM
I'm already technically clergy.  Does this exclude me?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Rumckle

#24
October 27, 2009, 08:30:39 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 27, 2009, 08:16:40 PM
Srsly. What the crap is with all the foxy Discordians? It's overwhelming!

Discordianism: The best looking religion of all time. OF ALL TIME.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#25
October 27, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.

What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?

THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:27:10 PM
YOU HAS TO BE A GOOD PANDA FOR 3 MONTHS.
 

:cry:

its no supposed to be fun, Rog, it is a test of your devotion to the messiah

Pope Pixie Pickle

#26
October 27, 2009, 08:33:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 27, 2009, 08:29:25 PM
I'm already technically clergy.  Does this exclude me?

I dont see why it should.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
October 27, 2009, 08:45:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.

What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?

THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!

She'd rip my lungs out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#28
October 27, 2009, 08:52:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:45:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.

What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?

THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!

She'd rip my lungs out.

When the woman has finally broken you, we shall provide comfort. (aloe vera and an ice pack.)

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
October 27, 2009, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:52:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:45:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.

What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?

THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!

She'd rip my lungs out.

When the woman has finally broken you, we shall provide comfort. (aloe vera and an ice pack.)

What's a little more stress, Pix?   :lulz: 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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