Calling all cultural commissars

[The Johnny]

Now, if i say i love "Natural Born Killers", its implicitly expressed that i dont have much against murdering for the thrill of it.

For example.

Surely you can watch and like movies that praise your ideology (or even perhaps stuff that is "neutrally charged" to say it somehow) but not filled with things that go against your worldview or ideology.


PS. DOES ANYONE HERE LOVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956)

[Requia ☣]

PS. DOES ANYONE HERE LOVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956)

Me?

Whats your point?

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Now, if i say i love "Natural Born Killers", its implicitly expressed that i dont have much against murdering for the thrill of it.

Really?  I enjoyed that movie and I'm very much against murdering for the thrill of it.

Surely you can watch and like movies that praise your ideology (or even perhaps stuff that is "neutrally charged" to say it somehow) but not filled with things that go against your worldview or ideology.

I watch and like movies that tell an interesting story.  If a movie is too busy promoting some worldview or ideology to tell an interesting story, then I won't like the movie even if I like the message.  If the story is interesting to me, I don't care what worldview it promotes.  Why would I want to avoid things that challenge my worldview?  Worldviews need to be challenged.

PS. DOES ANYONE HERE LOVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956)

Me too.  I also like Clash of the Titans.

[Jenne]

Now, if i say i love "Natural Born Killers", its implicitly expressed that i dont have much against murdering for the thrill of it.

For example.

Surely you can watch and like movies that praise your ideology (or even perhaps stuff that is "neutrally charged" to say it somehow) but not filled with things that go against your worldview or ideology.


PS. DOES ANYONE HERE LOVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956)

I think you're wagging the dog, not Cain.  Esp since there's a whole damned website.  Also, ever hear of the Family Research Council?  Lovely bunch of human beings.  Take a gander.  And then look at what their political platform does.  If it were up to them, no one would be able to watch "Natural Born Killers" ever again.

[Cain]

I'm just going to do a Top 10 of Top Ten Movie Lists(In no particular order, This perhaps is what annoyed me most about the original blog he didn't rank them!)

Top Ten Movies not to be watched before December 12th
Top Ten Movies for the Amish
Top Ten Movies not to watch while on board an airplane
Top Ten Movies that involve Artificial Neural Networks
Top Ten Movies that include a Top Ten countdown
Top Ten Movies that break the 4th Wall
Top Ten Movies NOT involving Samuel L. Jackson
Top Ten Movies to distract you from actual work
Top Ten Movies you can watch comfortably with a Grandparent
Top Ten Movies never made

This is a brilliant idea.

[Iason Ouabache]

I think you're wagging the dog, not Cain.  Esp since there's a whole damned website.  Also, ever hear of the Family Research Council?  Lovely bunch of human beings.  Take a gander.  And then look at what their political platform does.  If it were up to them, no one would be able to watch "Natural Born Killers" ever again.

Oh, I've got an even better link than FRC: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm 

Enjoy.

[Template]

I think you're wagging the dog, not Cain.  Esp since there's a whole damned website.  Also, ever hear of the Family Research Council?  Lovely bunch of human beings.  Take a gander.  And then look at what their political platform does.  If it were up to them, no one would be able to watch "Natural Born Killers" ever again.

Oh, I've got an even better link than FRC: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm 

Enjoy.

And we thought shitty gifs and formatting died with geocities.

[Cramulus]

  it took them two tries to get through Dogma

[Template]

it took them two tries to get through Dogma

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/castaway.htm

FINDINGS / SCORING: 

NOTE: Multiple occurrences of each item described below may be likely, definitely when plural.

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
in-flight disaster peril
detailed and very graphic plane crash - four dead
survival at sea peril
decaying and brine-bleached body washed ashore appearing it had been nibbled on by sea nibblers
bloody injuries
very detailed and graphic portrayal of tissue necrosis
survival brutality
long-term fixating on bloody image on volley ball as companion, ever to the extent of risking life and limb for it
attempted self-extraction of tooth with ice skate blade
risking of life
talk of suicide

Impudence/Hate (I)(1):
child ignoring police command
open urination
two uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary

Sex/Homosexuality (S):
adults in underwear
sexual innuendo
repeated brief clothing exposing skin typically hidden
cohabitation
brief exposure to pubic hair - male
rear male nudity
married woman kissing old boyfriend with words of adoration and commitment to each other

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
smoking
drinking
dinner wine
party drinking

Offense to God (O)(2):
God's name in vain four times without the four letter expletive and once with

Murder/Suicide (M)(3):
none noted

In-system criticism:
Most of wanton violence/crime is events, not human action.
Talk of Suicide not considered a Suicide topic.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

I think you're wagging the dog, not Cain.  Esp since there's a whole damned website.  Also, ever hear of the Family Research Council?  Lovely bunch of human beings.  Take a gander.  And then look at what their political platform does.  If it were up to them, no one would be able to watch "Natural Born Killers" ever again.

Oh, I've got an even better link than FRC: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm 

Enjoy.

Thanks.  I have been to that site before and I was looking for it, but I couldn't remember the name or URL.

[Jenne]

I think you're wagging the dog, not Cain.  Esp since there's a whole damned website.  Also, ever hear of the Family Research Council?  Lovely bunch of human beings.  Take a gander.  And then look at what their political platform does.  If it were up to them, no one would be able to watch "Natural Born Killers" ever again.

Oh, I've got an even better link than FRC: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm 

Enjoy.

Srsly.

And I came from this.

We burned fucking Cabbage Patch dolls, because they had "EVIL INFLUENCES" over kids.

[P3nT4gR4m]

it took them two tries to get through Dogma

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/castaway.htm

FINDINGS / SCORING: 

NOTE: Multiple occurrences of each item described below may be likely, definitely when plural.

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
in-flight disaster peril
detailed and very graphic plane crash - four dead
survival at sea peril
decaying and brine-bleached body washed ashore appearing it had been nibbled on by sea nibblers
bloody injuries
very detailed and graphic portrayal of tissue necrosis
survival brutality
long-term fixating on bloody image on volley ball as companion, ever to the extent of risking life and limb for it
attempted self-extraction of tooth with ice skate blade
risking of life
talk of suicide

Impudence/Hate (I)(1):
child ignoring police command
open urination
two uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary

Sex/Homosexuality (S):
adults in underwear
sexual innuendo
repeated brief clothing exposing skin typically hidden
cohabitation
brief exposure to pubic hair - male
rear male nudity
married woman kissing old boyfriend with words of adoration and commitment to each other

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
smoking
drinking
dinner wine
party drinking

Offense to God (O)(2):
God's name in vain four times without the four letter expletive and once with

Murder/Suicide (M)(3):
none noted

In-system criticism:
Most of wanton violence/crime is events, not human action.
Talk of Suicide not considered a Suicide topic.

Holy shit! Stick in some ECU anal fisting and that has to be a blueprint for the perfect movie 

[trippinprincezz13]

I think you're wagging the dog, not Cain.  Esp since there's a whole damned website.  Also, ever hear of the Family Research Council?  Lovely bunch of human beings.  Take a gander.  And then look at what their political platform does.  If it were up to them, no one would be able to watch "Natural Born Killers" ever again.

Oh, I've got an even better link than FRC: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm 

Enjoy.

Srsly.

And I came from this.

We burned fucking Cabbage Patch dolls, because they had "EVIL INFLUENCES" over kids.

lol, I went to Catholic school until 3rd grade and the principal there, who was a nun, LOVED Cabbage Patch dolls. Had a ton of them on the shelves in her office. Then again, many fundamentalist groups seem to lump Catholics in with pagans and consider them not real Christians, which is obviously true since she allowed these devil dolls in the school.

[Requia ☣]

God's name in vain four times without the four letter expletive and once with

Why do these people never remember writing 'God' instead of 'G-d' or similar counts as taking his name in vain?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i was reading their scoring for American Psycho and lolled SOOOO HARD when i got to "sexual obsession over business cards "