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Started by East Coast Hustle, November 05, 2009, 03:28:04 AM

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Suu

#165
November 10, 2009, 04:10:30 AM
Why would him not liking Guinness, an imported beer, make him hate America?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#166
November 10, 2009, 04:12:43 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 10, 2009, 04:10:30 AM
Why would him not liking Guinness, an imported beer, make him hate America?

*squints at Suu*

So, you sympathyze with him, do you? 

WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHIT ON OLD GLORY?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#167
November 10, 2009, 04:23:38 AM
HEY NOW

A LOT OF MY FAVORITE BELGIAN BEERS ARE MADE NEXT TO SHITTY AMERICAN BEERS BECAUSE OF CORPORATE MERGERS THANKS TO YOUR CAPITALISM!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? MY UNCLE DIED FROM A CORPORATE MERGER AND MICHELOB ULTRA! AT THE SAME TIME!

I DRINK ONLY THE MOST ENGLISH AND GERMAN OF BREWS, GUARANTEED TO MAKE ME PRANCE AROUND WITH BAD TEETH IN LEDERHOSEN, GROW ARMPIT HAIR AND NUKE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAIRY PRINCESS!

AND IF I DRINK AMERICAN, IT'S FROM LITTLE COMMUNIST BREWERIES IN VERMONT AND NEW YORK AND DELAWARE MADE BY SMELLY BRA-LESS HIPPIES WITH PEE-STAINED DENTURES, AND I LIKE IT!

YOU JUST WON'T DRINK REAL BEER CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS.  ADMIT IT!



...Nyah nyah!


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#168
November 10, 2009, 04:28:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 10, 2009, 04:23:38 AM
HEY NOW

A LOT OF MY FAVORITE BELGIAN BEERS ARE MADE NEXT TO SHITTY AMERICAN BEERS BECAUSE OF CORPORATE MERGERS THANKS TO YOUR CAPITALISM!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? MY UNCLE DIED FROM A CORPORATE MERGER AND MICHELOB ULTRA! AT THE SAME TIME!

I DRINK ONLY THE MOST ENGLISH AND GERMAN OF BREWS, GUARANTEED TO MAKE ME PRANCE AROUND WITH BAD TEETH IN LEDERHOSEN, GROW ARMPIT HAIR AND NUKE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAIRY PRINCESS!

AND IF I DRINK AMERICAN, IT'S FROM LITTLE COMMUNIST BREWERIES IN VERMONT AND NEW YORK AND DELAWARE MADE BY SMELLY BRA-LESS HIPPIES WITH PEE-STAINED DENTURES, AND I LIKE IT!

YOU JUST WON'T DRINK REAL BEER CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS.  ADMIT IT!



...Nyah nyah!




See?  Just another sad case of librul insanity.  It was bound to happen.

You know who else drinks East Coast microbrews?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#169
November 10, 2009, 04:29:46 AM
Just looks like any other spag in Vermont to me.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#170
November 10, 2009, 04:30:43 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 10, 2009, 04:29:46 AM
Just looks like any other spag in Vermont to me.

Exactly.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#171
November 10, 2009, 06:37:07 AM
this whole page made me do that thing where you throw your hand all over your face then yank your skin off with it real slow-like

and you're left with a fistful of slobber and your jaw hanging open like a trout.

LMNO

#172
November 10, 2009, 01:29:51 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 10, 2009, 06:37:07 AM
this whole page made me do that thing where you throw your hand all over your face then yank your skin off with it real slow-like

and you're left with a fistful of slobber and your jaw hanging open like a trout.

:fap:

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#173
November 10, 2009, 02:19:44 PM
I don't know how you people would survive in the wild.

As a True Omnivore I will eat anything nutritious when I'm hungry, and drink whatever beer is on hand.

Sure, I'd prefer a Black Butte XXI served in a snifter (actually about 4 of them), but I'd also work on a case of Hamm's for a slight buzz.

Net,
human garbage disposal.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Good Reverend Roger

#174
November 10, 2009, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 10, 2009, 06:37:07 AM
this whole page made me do that thing where you throw your hand all over your face then yank your skin off with it real slow-like

and you're left with a fistful of slobber and your jaw hanging open like a trout.

My work here is done.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#175
November 10, 2009, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2009, 03:29:30 AM
You, sir, are obviously an America-hating terrorist kisser.

well, yeah.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#176
November 10, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 10, 2009, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2009, 03:29:30 AM
You, sir, are obviously an America-hating terrorist kisser.

well, yeah.

And it's well known that terrorists have lousy taste in beer.  That's why they're so angry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Z³

#177
November 10, 2009, 06:33:54 PM
I like a good Sam Smiths Oatmeal Stout, takes me about an hour to drink just one, so its economical... and I enjoy it.

Suu

#178
November 10, 2009, 07:13:50 PM
It is my professional opinion that if Americans would drink better beer, we'd all be better people.

-Suu
Exceptional Human Being™
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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