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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 19, 2009, 06:30:36 PM

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Richter

#30
November 20, 2009, 01:43:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 20, 2009, 05:09:32 AM
i know all about catholicism. ask me anything!

-suu

catholics get drunk a lot too

Sarah Silverman was right, wasn't she?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Roaring Biscuit!

#31
November 20, 2009, 03:24:25 PM
 :lulz:

it is thankfully a hoax, try clicking on "pre-order now"

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Suu

#32
November 20, 2009, 03:34:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 20, 2009, 01:43:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 20, 2009, 05:09:32 AM
i know all about catholicism. ask me anything!

-suu

catholics get drunk a lot too

Sarah Silverman was right, wasn't she?

SHE'S A JEW AND JEWS KILLED CHRIST. MEL GIBSON SAID SO.
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Elder Iptuous

#33
November 20, 2009, 03:58:53 PM Last Edit: November 20, 2009, 04:01:16 PM by Iptuous
soooo....
mystery solved:
you go to the 'preorder page' and it has a popup that says you are damned to hell as a sinner, because holding a mass that is not ordained by official clergy is some grave sin.... and then you are sent to a preview for Dante's Inferno game....
hoax for purpose of marketing.

ETA: i notice in the wiki page on the game, that in the first circle of hell you get to battle (among other things) unbaptized babies!
it's a good thing.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
November 20, 2009, 06:42:45 PM
It was a beautiful hoax.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Shit

#35
November 20, 2009, 07:01:29 PM
Yeah, but Dante's Inferno looks real.  That could make a kick-ass game.
So long, and thanks for all the shit.

Iason Ouabache

#36
November 20, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 20, 2009, 03:58:53 PM
ETA: i notice in the wiki page on the game, that in the first circle of hell you get to battle (among other things) unbaptized babies!
it's a good thing.
:horrormirth:
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Shit

#37
November 20, 2009, 10:07:37 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 20, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 20, 2009, 03:58:53 PM
ETA: i notice in the wiki page on the game, that in the first circle of hell you get to battle (among other things) unbaptized babies!
it's a good thing.
:horrormirth:
Yeah they get shot out of Cleopatra's giant nipples.  Really.
So long, and thanks for all the shit.

Chief Uwachiquen

#38
November 20, 2009, 11:04:09 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 20, 2009, 03:58:53 PM
soooo....
mystery solved:
you go to the 'preorder page' and it has a popup that says you are damned to hell as a sinner, because holding a mass that is not ordained by official clergy is some grave sin.... and then you are sent to a preview for Dante's Inferno game....
hoax for purpose of marketing.

ETA: i notice in the wiki page on the game, that in the first circle of hell you get to battle (among other things) unbaptized babies!
it's a good thing.

Apparently there's an achievement for killing a certain number of the babies. I can't remember what it's called, Penny Arcade commented on it.

Verbal Mike

#39
November 20, 2009, 11:19:53 PM
Absolutely genious viral marketing. Someone out there figured out that this site would attract attention from the kind of people who would play a game set in hell. $$$
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Thurnez Isa

#40
November 20, 2009, 11:35:21 PM
unfortunately all it did was make me wanna play the christian game
:sad:

hey at least it would be a video game I may actually be good at
though I'd probably end up fucking that up too
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Shit

#41
November 21, 2009, 12:20:52 AM
The crucifix controllers only have one button.  It can't be that complicated.  You either believe it or your don't.
So long, and thanks for all the shit.

P3nT4gR4m

#42
November 21, 2009, 08:14:54 AM
I've played this. It sucks. Theres no fucking way to kill the boss character :|

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Rumckle

#43
November 21, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
You're not supposed to kill him, you're supposed to write an essay reasoning him out of existence.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

-Kel-

#44
November 21, 2009, 10:21:28 PM
Quote from: Pope Benny on November 20, 2009, 07:01:29 PM
Yeah, but Dante's Inferno looks real.  That could make a kick-ass game.

It will make a kick ass game!! hopefully!

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/14296029/dantes-inferno/videos/dantesinferno_trl_story_111709.html
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