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Started by Suu, December 11, 2009, 05:01:21 AM

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Suu

#30
December 11, 2009, 04:29:17 PM
The parents know, they're over it. And I hope they did their job to the rest of the family that I have to see on Christmas Eve. If not, I plan to get irreparably drunk very fast. Which shouldn't be a problem, since my brother and I usually split a bottle of tequila.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#31
December 11, 2009, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...

I had a meltdown last night. Still recovering.

But hey, it's CHRISTMAS. I get to be HAPPY. I get to see my FAMILY.



...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.


My parents didn't get divorced when they were 27, but holy shit did I wish they did sometimes.

D:  :cry:

Suu

#32
December 11, 2009, 04:32:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...

I had a meltdown last night. Still recovering.

But hey, it's CHRISTMAS. I get to be HAPPY. I get to see my FAMILY.



...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.


My parents didn't get divorced when they were 27, but holy shit did I wish they did sometimes.

D:  :cry:

On the plus side, maybe I'll get them to give me money.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#33
December 11, 2009, 04:33:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:32:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 11, 2009, 04:11:06 PM
Yeah, I was about to send you a PM about that facebook update...

I had a meltdown last night. Still recovering.

But hey, it's CHRISTMAS. I get to be HAPPY. I get to see my FAMILY.



...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.


My parents didn't get divorced when they were 27, but holy shit did I wish they did sometimes.

D:  :cry:

On the plus side, maybe I'll get them to give me money.

Money is always nice. Especially if the reciever has no moneys to begin with.

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
December 11, 2009, 04:35:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM

...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.

If they think divorcing that shitstick is a bad thing, then to hell with them.

Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.

*Looks at the business section of his paper*  I think everyone knows why people are moving down and not up.

Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.

Punch them.  In the face.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#35
December 11, 2009, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2009, 04:35:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.

Punch them.  In the face.

THIS.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#36
December 11, 2009, 04:44:00 PM
Don't cry little Suu,
the world won't dry your tears.
Don't cry little Suu,
This life has sucked for years.
Don't cry little Suu,
there's a better way to vent.
Don't cry little Suu,
find salvation in torment.

Kick 'em in the 'nards,
Stomp right on their face.
Beat them with a stick,
Saute'  them in mace.
Find their weakest point
make the world scream,
have a therapeutic rampage
If you know what I mean.


- Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Thurnez Isa

#37
December 11, 2009, 04:44:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM

...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I getting a divorce.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida why I'm waiting tables again.
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.


Start making up stuff. Tell them your getting a sex change and moving to Columbia to support your cocaine addiction... and you joined the church of scientology
If you do it right no one will talk to you, and then you could just sit back, drink some christmas rum and the holidays will just fly by.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#38
December 11, 2009, 04:45:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2009, 04:35:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
...I get to tell everyone in Florida essentially why my life sucks right now, and being told to suck it up in return.

Punch them.  In the face.

THIS.

or you could do this...
whatever suits your fancy
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#39
December 11, 2009, 04:51:47 PM
I've already started telling them that the reason why I gained weight is because I kicked my meth habit, and that they should be proud of me.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#40
December 11, 2009, 05:16:37 PM
 :lulz:

Suu

#41
December 11, 2009, 05:21:11 PM
It's better than most of the excuses I could use.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#42
December 11, 2009, 05:31:07 PM
Could you somehow give me credit for that, put it in writing, and send it to the Maine Legislature?  You'll have to pretend you're under 18, and a Maine citizen. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#43
December 11, 2009, 05:34:17 PM
Tell em you've decided to run away with the circus.
You've fallen in love with the bearded lady and nothing can get in the way of your destiny.

P3nT4gR4m

#44
December 11, 2009, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 04:29:17 PM
The parents know, they're over it. And I hope they did their job to the rest of the family that I have to see on Christmas Eve. If not, I plan to get irreparably drunk very fast. Which shouldn't be a problem, since my brother and I usually split a bottle of tequila.

Getting drunk is not a backup plan, it's the proper course of action. It's x-mas ffs, time to get shitfaced. For Jesus!  :argh!:

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