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"Legal highs" now, er illegal

Started by Cain, December 23, 2009, 10:18:53 AM

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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 11, 2013, 03:34:08 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 10, 2013, 08:02:22 PM
I made some poppy pod tea once. All it did was make me sleepy.

I could have gotten the same effect from benadryl.

Congratulations, you have learned that mild opiates act as opiates!

Seriously, I don't understand why people are so into that shit.

It's a way to fail a piss test without all the hassles involved in partying.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

I'm increasingly beginning to suspect I'm dealing with people who don't have anti-freeze in the drinks cabinet.
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Bruno

I work with a dude who is afraid to eat sesame seeds because he thinks it will make him fail a piss test.

English is not his first language.
Formerly something else...

Anna Mae Bollocks

When I was a kid, there was a story that if you got those cold capsules with different colored pellets in them and separated out just the white ones (or the yellow ones, depending on who was telling the story) it was speed (or psychedelics, depending on who was telling the story). I saw more than a few people sitting around all afternoon doing this.  :lol:
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navkat

Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 12:06:35 AM
When I was a kid, there was a story that if you got those cold capsules with different colored pellets in them and separated out just the white ones (or the yellow ones, depending on who was telling the story) it was speed (or psychedelics, depending on who was telling the story). I saw more than a few people sitting around all afternoon doing this.  :lol:

Wait. I have to run to my local druggist here in a few. I'll post an image that will blow shit out of your lacrimal glands when I get back.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 12, 2013, 12:32:26 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 12, 2013, 12:06:35 AM
When I was a kid, there was a story that if you got those cold capsules with different colored pellets in them and separated out just the white ones (or the yellow ones, depending on who was telling the story) it was speed (or psychedelics, depending on who was telling the story). I saw more than a few people sitting around all afternoon doing this.  :lol:

Wait. I have to run to my local druggist here in a few. I'll post an image that will blow shit out of your lacrimal glands when I get back.

???
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Doobie

Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

DUDE, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED POPTARTS, WHILE STONED?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

Then you should do that, if its what you want to do. However, a lot of the people that hang out here aren't gonna have much respect for that position (even those of us that like plants, chemicals and altered states).

POPTARTS are yummy when stoned though, I think I agree with Net.
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navkat

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 12, 2013, 09:37:36 AM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 02:46:19 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
I'm high 24/7. Not actually sure what I'm typing right now. But they sell salvia at my local smoke shops. I'm gonna try it.

Please do tell us more of your exciting drug adventures. No one here has ever had any experience with such things. I bet you even have really radical ideas about prohibition, legalisation and everything else.

Alternatively, try being interesting.

But I don't want to be interesting. I want to be high.

Then you should do that, if its what you want to do. However, a lot of the people that hang out here aren't gonna have much respect for that position (even those of us that like plants, chemicals and altered states).

POPTARTS are yummy when stoned though, I think I agree with Net.

Wheeee! Heeeeere we goooo!

Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

navkat


Junkenstein

I was noting the lack of the promised picture. The suspense is killing me. I say me, I mean those around me.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Junkenstein on March 12, 2013, 01:25:38 PM
I was noting the lack of the promised picture. The suspense is killing me. I say me, I mean those around me.

You say "suspense" you mean you as well, right?

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