Suck it, Vegans!

[Salty]

I believe their goal is to infiltrate The Man's Municipal Water Supply with nature.

http://www.fruitarian.com/

Apparently this diet leads to Healthy Life and Energy!

Cooked food eating creates physical and emotional addiction to the person who eats it... weakens the immune system, makes people grow and look older and develops serious illnesses over time, it also makes societies to develop habits and economic structures that are pollutant to the environment destroying life and the life supporting mechanisms of our planet!

For an alternate interpretation, cooked food can be digested more efficiently, providing the energy we need to power our Massive Fucking Brains.

That is simply a rationalization to excuse your filthy cooked food addiction. Damned "cookies".

[Jasper]

I fucking love cookies.

[Kai]

I think if I ever adopt kids and they won't eat cooked food I'm going to say,

"HEY, some greek guy has been chained to a rock for the past 4 thousand years having his inners pecked at by vultures so that you could eat cooked food! So eat your pasta bake!"

[LMNO]

ITT, Kai proves to be a perfect parent.

[East Coast Hustle]

I think if I ever adopt kids and they won't eat cooked food I'm going to say,

"HEY, some greek guy has been chained to a rock for the past 4 thousand years having his inners pecked at by vultures so that you could eat cooked food! So eat your pasta bake!"

[Elder Iptuous]

that's excellent!


I just made sure that my kid understood as early as possible that he's eating animals.
I don't know if he understands the finality of death, (although there have been a couple spooky instances that made me think he is a very old soul if there is such a thing) but when we go to my folks place and he helps get the eggs from the chickens he will mention that he wants to eat one.
not the eggs.
the chickens.

[Jasper]

I think if I ever adopt kids and they won't eat cooked food I'm going to say,

"HEY, some greek guy has been chained to a rock for the past 4 thousand years having his inners pecked at by vultures so that you could eat cooked food! So eat your pasta bake!"

SO STEALING THAT

[-Kel-]

BEST THREAD EVOR

[Dr. Paes]

I've read on a number of vegan websites that even accepting that plants feel pain, veganism is still the least cruel diet because less plants are killed by a vegan diet than by a meat-eating diet because the animals eat mad amounts of plants. They say this all over the place, but I've been unable to find any kind of source for that.

[Bella]

Vegans are wussies!  Seriously. My sister eats only raw foods.