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HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 31, 2009, 06:10:26 PM

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Salty

#30
January 01, 2010, 05:58:04 AM
I've got three hours, one bottle of black strap rum, and no kids until 4pm Tomorrow.

My New Year begins in September.

Will report on the rum later. Should I have eaten sushi tonight?

EDIT:edit.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Chief Uwachiquen

#31
January 01, 2010, 08:13:59 AM
HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU FUCKIN' SPAGS!

I've loved every moment I've spent with y'all on this here intarwebz.

PS. I will try to keep drunk tipsy posting to a minimum.   :D

the last yatto

#32
January 01, 2010, 08:43:03 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 05:41:15 AM
All I can say is thank you.
is your business somehow related to your avatar?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Hangshai

#33
January 01, 2010, 08:59:13 AM
Quote from: Yatto on January 01, 2010, 08:43:03 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 05:41:15 AM
All I can say is thank you.
is your business somehow related to your avatar?

I guess that all depends on how stoned I am when you ask me
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Payne

#34
January 01, 2010, 10:44:02 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 08:59:13 AM
Quote from: Yatto on January 01, 2010, 08:43:03 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 05:41:15 AM
All I can say is thank you.
is your business somehow related to your avatar?

I guess that all depends on how stoned I am when you ask me

PROTIP, NO ONE CARES HOW STONED YOU ARE. NOT EVEN MY WHEEZING MARIJUIANA ABUSING ASS.

PLEASE TO BE CEASING BEING DULL AS SHIT.

pIX.

payne read post, said fuck this shit, went back to sleep.

Also i have been posessed with a rogerian ability to poomp almost my poomp half my body weight in one sitting.

Pixie.

Chief Uwachiquen

#35
January 01, 2010, 10:47:45 AM
Oh yeah, speaking of Roger. HEY. Please don't throw anymore snow at the Midwest. I'd really enjoy not being SNOWED THE FUCK IN again.

P3nT4gR4m

#36
January 01, 2010, 10:57:18 AM
happy hangover to one and all

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#37
January 01, 2010, 12:56:52 PM
i don't feel so good.

it's 8 in the morning and i'm awake.
wtf?

ope..... blurk. hurk...

Triple Zero

#38
January 01, 2010, 02:44:35 PM
HELLO MY NEW YEAR WAS GREAT

AND AWESOME

AND THERE WAS MUCH RUM + DR PEPPER WHICH IS YUMMMMMMMMMM

AND THEN I WISHED EVERYBODY THE MOST HILARIOUS NEW DECADE EVAR

BUT I THINK THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT SO THE JOKES ON THEM

ok so much for caps

it was a great evening and there was bonfires in the streets, I even saw a piano on fire :)

and it's a beautiful cold sunny day on which I'd love to go out running but hell fuck no I'm way too woozy for that, fortunately no real hangover cause I was smart and drank water before crashing.

also my gf is feeding me coffee and turkish flatbread with homemade hummus YUMMMMM
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#39
January 01, 2010, 02:46:26 PM
Twenty Ten~Enjoy and Laugh it off everyone!
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
January 01, 2010, 04:36:12 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 01, 2010, 10:47:45 AM
Oh yeah, speaking of Roger. HEY. Please don't throw anymore snow at the Midwest. I'd really enjoy not being SNOWED THE FUCK IN again.


I am not responsible for snow.  I don't know how many times I have to fucking say this.  Talk to Aput.  Goddammit.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
January 01, 2010, 04:38:02 PM
Also, I hope all you fuckers that are allowed to drink are feeling the wages of your sin, now.

You should live clean like TGRR, your spiritual adviser.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#42
January 01, 2010, 04:54:56 PM
Happy New York Exchange!

Also, I didn't drink last night and I still woke up with a headache, sore throat, aching joints and feeling terrible.  So, uh, yeah.  Go me, and stuff.

The Johnny

#43
January 01, 2010, 05:26:50 PM

On my first early morning quest for cigarrettes this decade...

I found a big fallen tree blocking the avenue.

LETS SEE WHAT THE FIRST MONTH HAS TO OFFER !111! 

:awesome:
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NotPublished

#44
January 02, 2010, 08:12:43 AM Last Edit: January 02, 2010, 08:14:18 AM by NotPublished
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 02:44:35 PM
HELLO MY NEW YEAR WAS GREAT

AND AWESOME

AND THERE WAS MUCH RUM + DR PEPPER WHICH IS YUMMMMMMMMMM

AND THEN I WISHED EVERYBODY THE MOST HILARIOUS NEW DECADE EVAR

BUT I THINK THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT SO THE JOKES ON THEM

ok so much for caps

it was a great evening and there was bonfires in the streets, I even saw a piano on fire :)

and it's a beautiful cold sunny day on which I'd love to go out running but hell fuck no I'm way too woozy for that, fortunately no real hangover cause I was smart and drank water before crashing.

also my gf is feeding me coffee and turkish flatbread with homemade hummus YUMMMMM

That sounds epic!

I shouted at many people to cheer up and start smiling, went clubbing and went drinking again the day after. :D (Me and friend were gonna go clubbing again but we just crashed like 10 steps away from the entrance :()
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