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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #75 on: November 15, 2010, 09:23:52 pm »
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I have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).

Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #76 on: November 15, 2010, 09:26:49 pm »
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I have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).

Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.

Oh.  Yeah.  Of course I will.

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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #77 on: November 15, 2010, 09:40:39 pm »
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Oh.  Yeah.  Of course I will.

Hoping on the old nemeses tradition of sending a cryptic warning before unleashing the master plan. Guess not.  :sad:
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #78 on: November 15, 2010, 09:48:21 pm »
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Oh.  Yeah.  Of course I will.

Hoping on the old nemeses tradition of sending a cryptic warning before unleashing the master plan. Guess not.  :sad:

Oh, yeah, that.

But don't blame me if you can only recognize it after the fact.
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #79 on: November 15, 2010, 09:56:57 pm »
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Oh, yeah, that.

But don't blame me if you can only recognize it after the fact.

I wouldn't. For one thing it would be my own fault, and two it would fit the trope. The hero almost never understands the message until its too late.
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #80 on: November 16, 2010, 05:51:18 pm »
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I have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).

Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2011, 04:18:29 pm »
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2011, 04:19:01 pm »
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2011, 04:21:24 pm »
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2011, 04:51:17 pm »
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Y'all are not right in the head.

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #85 on: June 02, 2023, 11:24:26 pm »
oh you poor fool

there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED

because you KNEW

that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them


for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.

and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.

And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.

There is no way to harm you.

but THEN






THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS



YOU POOR FOOL



[argh]

WTF NO

THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING

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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #86 on: June 03, 2023, 12:13:56 pm »









Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"



I CRAM'D the SHIT out of his his GRAM