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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, January 04, 2010, 03:58:45 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
January 06, 2010, 05:02:25 AM
The energy thing is a pretty big way in which we're clearly not entirely in the future yet.
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#31
January 06, 2010, 07:01:33 AM
I love dicking around the internets; I wouldn't have it any other way. But in some other cases I'm a bit disappointed about how archaic we really are.
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#32
February 02, 2010, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: Remington on January 04, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2010, 04:00:27 PM
IT'S 2010, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE LASER BEAMS?

I EXPECTED WAY MORE LASERS.
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#33
February 03, 2010, 07:16:40 AM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on January 04, 2010, 09:21:16 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 04, 2010, 08:50:26 PM
Personally, I sort of like the idea of self cloning. Having a six-pack of clones like in Paranoia. Death would stop being such a scary concept if you could just clone yourself a new one. Now you'd just be afraid of a painful death.

The key to that is mind transference, which is quite a bit harder. We've cloned all sorts of things successfully; we have, however, only recently simulated the brain of a cat (or attempted to, and not even all of the brain of a cat). Cloning as a technology is a lot more advanced than mind transference, and if you had mind transference, you could do without cloning at all -- just put your mind on the internet. Make seven back up copies, and load them into robots upon your death. Build an android that looks like you but has six times the strength and seven telescoping vibrating glow in the dark penises with built in can-openers, and then jack into it when you're bored.

Just create a teleportation machine that doesn't kill the original.
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Rococo Modem Basilisk

#34
February 03, 2010, 02:59:13 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on February 02, 2010, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: Remington on January 04, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2010, 04:00:27 PM
IT'S 2010, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE LASER BEAMS?

I EXPECTED WAY MORE LASERS.
You just have to take the right college courses.




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#35
December 22, 2010, 06:07:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:13:49 PM
I seriously want teleportation.

No you don't.

TGRR,
Can think of no end of really, really nasty applications for teleportation.
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Cain

#36
December 22, 2010, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2010, 06:07:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:13:49 PM
I seriously want teleportation.

No you don't.

TGRR,
Can think of no end of really, really nasty applications for teleportation.

That's precisely why I want it.  No-one else, just me.

Armchair assassinations, bank robberies and holidaying would be so much easier.

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
December 22, 2010, 06:35:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2010, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2010, 06:07:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:13:49 PM
I seriously want teleportation.

No you don't.

TGRR,
Can think of no end of really, really nasty applications for teleportation.

That's precisely why I want it.  No-one else, just me.

Armchair assassinations, bank robberies and holidaying would be so much easier.

Sheriff Joe could just beam smudgy people into orbit around Mars, sans spacesuit, and nobody would ever know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#38
December 22, 2010, 06:54:30 PM
Indeed.

That is why only I should be allowed to have one.  I'm the only person trustworthy enough.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
December 22, 2010, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2010, 06:54:30 PM
Indeed.

That is why only I should be allowed to have one.  I'm the only person trustworthy enough.

I can't argue that.  I know I can't be trusted with one.  I'd be the terror of Calvinist churches all over the Southwest.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#40
December 22, 2010, 06:57:30 PM
Shouldn't we solve hunger and stuff like that first?

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
December 22, 2010, 06:58:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 06:57:30 PM
Shouldn't we solve hunger and stuff like that first?

Um.

No.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
December 22, 2010, 07:44:53 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#44
December 22, 2010, 11:15:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 06:57:30 PM
Shouldn't we solve hunger and stuff like that first?

I usually just eat a cheeseburger or something. That seems to take care of the problem.

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