ITT I ask for Alcohol Suggestions

[Chief Uwachiquen]

I'm turning twenty one in six days. I turn to you good folks for advice on what to defile myself with. Not that I haven't previously, just that access is, well, easier and I can actually set some money aside and get good shit every once in a while rather than to throw in a few bucks to get some cheap crap.

[Ascoe]

happy bday

[Requia ☣]

It would help to know what you drink, but a few things:

7000 (vodka) because Utah makes the best booze, even if we aren't allowed to have any.  Don't try to order it in a bar unless you find sticker shock exciting, but its doable from a liquor store.

I never actually remember drinking tequila, so I can't say much there.

Jameson is a damned good Scotch.  I don't really get much out of expensive bourbon, Jack or Wild Turkey are all I bother to spend money on there.

Rum: Nothing is quite like Captain Morgan spiced.  Mount Gay is good (and apparently really big on the east coast).  Some people really like Bacardi, I don't see the appeal (and bacardi's flavored rums are awful).

[P3nT4gR4m]

Doesn't matter what it is just fucking
DRINK!!!

[Brotep]

I don't know if you like gin, but Bombay Sapphire is good.  Beefeater, too.  Gordon's is cheaper but not terrible if you're mixing.  Stay the hell away from Seagram's--it's disgusting.


Can't beat a good mixed drink, especially when you've got shitty booze to dispose of.

here are some of my faves:
hairy navel (peach schnapps + OJ + vodka)

buttercrown (named for Crown Royale, but other whiskey works, with a bit of buttershots--butterscotch liqueur).

and good old gin & tonic

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Jameson is a damned good Scotch.

JAMESONS IS AN IRISH WHISKEY, SPAG. It should not be referred to as a scotch EVAR. Bloody americans.

and dont drink of that blended whisky shite that the scots make. the Irish can blend if they have to.

didya notice the irish and scots spelling?

There are far superior whiskeys than Jamieson. altho it is drinkable, and I wont kick you for putting a mixer in.

Jura 10 year old is nice. The Japanese brand Yamazaki's 10 year old is an experience, its SO fucking SMOOTH!. A 15 year old Macallan is a real treat, and if you can get some Glenfiddich Caroan Reserve, that is very nice also.

Avoid Laphroig 10 year old, its fucking horrific.  Blackbush (10 year old single Bushmills) is another nice irish whiskey.

Zubrovka Polish bison grass vodka is nice, goes well with pressed apple juice (has to be cloudy yo)

Get to a speciality beer and ale shop get yourself a selection. this is always a nice way to find moar new nice booze.

[Triple Zero]

Zubrovka Polish bison grass vodka is nice, goes well with pressed apple juice (has to be cloudy yo)

THIS

or Grasovka, which is kind of the same thing. Except I suppose Zubrowka is the original.

[Requia ☣]

It's not my problem that the UK made it illegal to call it a scotch there.

It tastes like a goddamned scotch and not a bourbon, so its a scotch.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

It's not my problem that the UK made it illegal to call it a scotch there.

It tastes like a goddamned scotch and not a bourbon, so its a scotch.

Oh well, I cant help it you FAIL at geography.

whisky is the correct term , do not call it scotch if it is not scottish!

P3nt and Payne will be forced to pit your heid in.

[Payne]

It's not my problem that the UK made it illegal to call it a scotch there.

It tastes like a goddamned scotch and not a bourbon, so its a scotch.

The only word "Scotch" should ever be paired with is "Egg". Or, possibly, "Rumour" as some of our news reporters like to do.

When applied to whisky... Well, I would be forced to break the bottle over the table and give you a Talisker Enema. If applied to IRISH whiskey, I would be forced to do the same thing, but while singing "Danny Boy" at you.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

It's not my problem that the UK made it illegal to call it a scotch there.

It tastes like a goddamned scotch and not a bourbon, so its a scotch.

The only word "Scotch" should ever be paired with is "Egg". Or, possibly, "Rumour" as some of our news reporters like to do.

When applied to whisky... Well, I would be forced to break the bottle over the table and give you a Talisker Enema. If applied to IRISH whiskey, I would be forced to do the same thing, but while singing "Danny Boy" at you.

"OOOH DANNY BOOOOOY! THE PIPES THE PIIPES ARE CAAALLING" (SMASH)

[Triple Zero]

what about scotch tape?

and butterscotch?

[Payne]

what about scotch tape?

and butterscotch?

"Scotch tape" is a social fiction.

I MAY see my way to allowing butterscotch to continue. For a price.

[Ascoe]

Theres a severe lack of beer in this thread.

Hofbrau

[maphdet]