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Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News

Started by Dysfunctional Cunt, January 11, 2010, 08:30:31 PM

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Iason Ouabache

#15
January 12, 2010, 05:32:38 PM
Quote from: FP on January 12, 2010, 05:08:01 PM
Is it just me, or does this seem like a perfect fit for her `abilities?
I'd much rather have her spouting talking points than actually having a political position where she gets to determine policy. If she goes off script often enough she'll eventually say something that will make her officially un-electable.
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Suu

#16
January 12, 2010, 05:44:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 12, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
Well, Jon Stewart must be psyched.

Yes. I can't WAIT to watch the Daily Show now.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#17
January 12, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 12, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
She just adds more of the same to the FOX Comedy News Network!

It's not like she is going to be a draw for me to start watching it.

Which is funny because it was implied today (by one of my stuffy co-workers) that I was being disloyal to women by downing Palin. 

SIGH  :argh!:

Fucking monkeys.

How can feminists love Palin when she goes against everything feminists are for? Tell your coworker to get raped and not be allowed to have an abortion, because that's what Palin would want her to do. See what she says.

She's not a feminist, she's a catholic.....  :x  I'm in St. Louis, there is a catholic church on every corner and a fish fry every Friday during lent.

I just keep my mouth shut, do my work and roll my eyes a lot, then go home and bitch to my kids about the idiots I work with!

Cain

#18
January 12, 2010, 06:11:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 12, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
Well, Jon Stewart must be psyched.

Not to mention Tina Fey.

LMNO

#19
January 12, 2010, 06:22:55 PM
True; guest appearances on SNL pay much better than the cast gets.

Cain

#20
January 12, 2010, 06:25:11 PM
Sarah Palin is basically her retirement plan.

Thurnez Isa

#21
January 12, 2010, 08:25:54 PM
I really hope she runs
just cause I wanna see a primary debate between her and Bobby Jindal
That debate would be so unbelievable that not only would students be forced to study it in political science class but physicists would be study the resulting black hole of stupidity
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the last yatto

#22
January 13, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
http://holykaw.alltop.com/sarah-palins-fox-news-debut?


besides the north has a dick for a leader and the south has freedom
what is the difference between north and south korea ? o wait she doesnt give her answer
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Salty

#23
January 13, 2010, 09:46:57 PM
She was too busy hitting Bill's under-hand pitches to bother.

"Were these people lying?"

"Oh, oh yeah Bill, you bet. They sure were, by golly."

Paraphrasing. Kinda.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
January 14, 2010, 12:48:49 AM
Quote from: Alty on January 13, 2010, 09:46:57 PM
She was too busy hitting Bill's under-hand pitches to bother.

"Were these people lying?"

"Oh, oh yeah Bill, you bet. They sure were, by golly."

Paraphrasing. Kinda.

Hear that grinding noise?

That's George Washington, grinding his wooden choppers in his grave.   :lulz:

If Thomas Jefferson was alive today:

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Dear England,

We were only taking the piss.  Can we come home now?

- Thomas "anything for a laugh" Jefferson.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#25
January 14, 2010, 01:08:04 AM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Fuquad

#26
January 14, 2010, 01:48:24 AM
I love the fact that she called the guy that was in charge of preparing her for her debate with Biden as an anonymous source.
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President Television

#27
January 14, 2010, 05:36:50 AM
Honestly, I'd find her hilarious if she wasn't so balls-to-the-wall horrifying.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Requia ☣

#28
January 14, 2010, 06:46:21 AM
She's hilarious *because* she's so horrifying.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

#29
January 14, 2010, 06:59:56 AM
There are hard lines, Requia.  I think in some cases, abject horror is the only appropriate response.
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