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Started by Ur1el, March 05, 2010, 04:22:32 AM

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omg if vag tasted like cake that would be SO AWESOME


Nast

Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 05, 2010, 05:27:27 AM
omg if vag tasted like cake that would be SO AWESOME

I would never leave the house!

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

NotPublished

Oh god did you htink I actually ment I'd eat it?

I ment it knows good food!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

notathing


Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Ur1el on March 05, 2010, 04:22:32 AM
How were you raised? In a secure home, in a ghetto, in the burbs? How do you live now? Are you a DICK?
Huh? I am not a dick. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Dimocritus

Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 05:25:44 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 05:24:58 AM
VAG IS NOT CAKE AND DOES NOT TASTE SAME!  :argh!:

the cake is a lie.

The vag is a lie.

Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 05, 2010, 05:27:27 AM
omg if vag tasted like cake that would be SO AWESOME

I've dreamt of this place...
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dimocritus

Quote from: Jason Wabash on March 05, 2010, 05:30:49 AM
Quote from: Ur1el on March 05, 2010, 04:22:32 AM
How were you raised? In a secure home, in a ghetto, in the burbs? How do you live now? Are you a DICK?
Huh? I am not a dick. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Haha! Priceless! Great F'n movie...
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Sir Squid Diddimus

I have a Ritter Sport. Split it with ya.
Yeah it's not the same! WHADDYA WANT! CUT ME SOME SLACK!

Ima eat this bitch by myself now.

Dysnomia

if vadge tasted like cake I'd never leave my room.


*SHAMELESS WHORING*

HAY DIMO


WANT SOME CAKE?   :lulz: :D :wink:

*SHAMELESS WHORING*
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dimocritus

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 05:43:22 AM
if vadge tasted like cake I'd never leave my room.


*SHAMELESS WHORING*

HAY DIMO


WANT SOME CAKE?   :lulz: :D :wink:

*SHAMELESS WHORING*

Well, you certainly know how to catch a man's attention... HEY! IS THAT CAKE!
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dysnomia

Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 05:44:35 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 05:43:22 AM
if vadge tasted like cake I'd never leave my room.


*SHAMELESS WHORING*

HAY DIMO


WANT SOME CAKE?   :lulz: :D :wink:

*SHAMELESS WHORING*

Well, you certainly know how to catch a man's attention... HEY! IS THAT CAKE!

well they do say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

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I wish I was a whore vag :(

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 05:41:31 AM
I have a Ritter Sport. Split it with ya.
Yeah it's not the same! WHADDYA WANT! CUT ME SOME SLACK!

Ima eat this bitch by myself now.

STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!!!!

IT TAKES ME TO FRIGHTENING PLACES  :x
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Dimocritus

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 05:46:47 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 05:44:35 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 05:43:22 AM
if vadge tasted like cake I'd never leave my room.


*SHAMELESS WHORING*

HAY DIMO


WANT SOME CAKE?   :lulz: :D :wink:

*SHAMELESS WHORING*

Well, you certainly know how to catch a man's attention... HEY! IS THAT CAKE!

well they do say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

They're lying to you. The way to mans heart (organ) is through his chest. The way to a man's heart (metaphorical) is through his pance (organ).
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"