heat

[BADGE OF HONOR]

If you have an egg yolk and a cup of oil you can make garlic aoli.  Squashify garlic, add egg yolk and maybe some mustard, then whisk in the oil one tiny dribble at a time.  At the end add some lemon juice or other acid to taste.  Let sit for like 20 minutes, then eat.

[Triple Zero]

ETA Got my hands on a mister.
Will get some neutral tasting vodka next tuesday.
Attempt one will use dried peppers.
Attempt two pickled peppers.
And if those both have funny side effects or just dont work then i will have to actually buy fresh peppers.

Mister?

Dried peppers might work. But save the pickled ones for your sandwiches. If they are the usual green variety I often see in NL, they're hardly hot at all, so I doubt you're going to get much out of that.

But really, fresh peppers shouldnt be hard to come by for cheap. Just skip the supermarket and go to your friendly neighbourhood turk/morrocan/indian/asian smelly toko Try to get the "Madame Chenet" ones, they look like tiny wrinkled up bell peppers (paprikas), usually yellow or red, they are the most hot peppers for a reasonable price you can find in most places I have found.

[Reginald Ret]

ETA Got my hands on a mister.
Will get some neutral tasting vodka next tuesday.
Attempt one will use dried peppers.
Attempt two pickled peppers.
And if those both have funny side effects or just dont work then i will have to actually buy fresh peppers.

Mister?

Dried peppers might work. But save the pickled ones for your sandwiches. If they are the usual green variety I often see in NL, they're hardly hot at all, so I doubt you're going to get much out of that.

But really, fresh peppers shouldnt be hard to come by for cheap. Just skip the supermarket and go to your friendly neighbourhood turk/morrocan/indian/asian smelly toko Try to get the "Madame Chenet" ones, they look like tiny wrinkled up bell peppers (paprikas), usually yellow or red, they are the most hot peppers for a reasonable price you can find in most places I have found.

Mister, a device for creating mist. (plantenspuit)
I tested a few and most don't spray well on the first try. This makes it a crappy pepperspray.

[Triple Zero]

yes. better get a squirt gun. (waterpistool)

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I wonder if you could effectively mace an entire building by getting that stuff into the air system.  But probably not without some sort of aerosolizing system so the droplets are fine enough to drift through the air without falling and sticking to the ducts....hmm.

[LMNO]

Can of sterno + cast iron skillet + a handful of dried chili pods (habanero and hotter).

put the whole thing in an airduct, and you'll get the entire building.

[Richter]

Aromatherapy dishes.

The oil could make a nice little addition for anyone who insists on running one too...

[Triple Zero]

Can of sterno + cast iron skillet + a handful of dried chili pods (habanero and hotter).

put the whole thing in an airduct, and you'll get the entire building.

this. the aerosol agent would be the smoke particles.

which makes me wonder about whether the smoke detector would flip.

otoh, I wonder what would flip first, the people in the building or the smoke detector.

this is a pretty bad prank to pull

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Oh, I wouldn't do it because I'm not a dick.  But it's fun to think about.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I like my spicy Jamaican style. It makes me smile. Yes I find the proceedure kinds masochistic, but I loves it. 

Mmm saltfish fritters.