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Discordia vs. Church of the SubGenius

Started by pulp, May 30, 2010, 06:20:16 PM

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AFK

Quote from: pulp on May 31, 2010, 02:06:15 AM
so what's your guys' opinion, should i get the mail carrier?

If we all say no will you not buy it? 

If so, why the fuck do you care about what a few anonymous spags from the internet think? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: pulp on May 30, 2010, 06:20:16 PM
So, what's the difference?
Is there any difference between the Discordian Society and the Church of the SubGenius?
The real reason I ask this is because I might be buying a mail carrier with Bob Dobbs's face on it and I want to know if I will be representing the Discordian Society correctly.

The Church of the Subgenius is dominated by tragic old hipsters with pee stained dentures.

The Discordians are dominated by tragic old dentures with pee stained hipsters.
Molon Lube

Placid Dingo

I'm assuming mail carrier does not = postie?

LANGUAGE BARRIER!!!

Is it a bag?
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 30, 2010, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: pulp on May 30, 2010, 06:20:16 PM
So, what's the difference?

30$

QuoteIs there any difference between the Discordian Society and the Church of the SubGenius?

30$


This.

Basically you HAVE to make two choices. Which crowd to hang out with, and who to give money ($30) to. In order to get the best of both worlds, I suggest you go hang out with the Subgenii, and give us the $30.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

Of course, there has been a bit of inflation since the 80s, so based upon my calculations, the total would be in the ballpark of $23,000.  You can write the check out to Rev. What's-His-Name Charitable Industries and I'll make sure it gets to the appropriate coiffers.   :D
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

You could, of course, send ME $30 and I'll grant you honorary citizenship in the Sovereign Principality of Kaousuu.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

If you carry around a mail carrier with a great big Dobbshead printed on, and it confuses people why you would carry around such a silly/slightly creepy-looking thing around and what it could mean, then I think some Discordians would agree that you are representing them just fine.