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Started by AFK, June 05, 2010, 12:10:38 AM

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AFK

I think I just taught my 2 1/2 month old son how to scat.

Does that get me some kind of SSOOKN certification in Scatological Studies? 



Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

You were taught better than to infantize the escaton.

Mangrove

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 05, 2010, 12:10:38 AM
I think I just taught my 2 1/2 month old son how to scat.

Does that get me some kind of SSOOKN certification in Scatological Studies? 





Dear RWHN,

Your request for recognition by SSOOKN has been forwarded to the 'Useless & Entirely Self Serving Department of Certification'. You will hear from them shortly.

In the mean time, SSOOKN would like to congratulate you & your spouse for reproducing successfully for the 2nd time.

Furthermore, we would like to remind you that 'Jazz is unemployment music'* and, as such, it would be in your financial interest to teach your son to be a bland, homogenous & non-threatening, musical, corporate logo. (cf The Jonas Bros, Justin Bieber, American Idol Inc)

Yours in phony Kabalah,

Mangrove!


*Frank Zappa
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

LMNO

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 05, 2010, 01:42:12 AM
You were taught better than to infantize the escaton.

:argh!::1fap:

:mittens: