BLARFINGARFS EPIC SOAP OPERA

[P3nT4gR4m]

I just want to point out that you can be a nice, caring, supportive, sensitive guy, and STILL want to get into a girls pance on the second date.

Just because you make them horny, doesn't mean they're not good people.

QFT

[East Coast Hustle]

I'd be highly suspicious of anyone who DOESN'T try to get in the pants on a 2nd date.

[Dysnomia]

I'm fine with handsiness.  In fact, I encourage it.  But something about the way he does it...makes me uncomfortable.  Especially because he's inviting me over so soon, then stood me up when I said I wasn't comfortable yet.  


But CAN's handsiness, and persistance to make be believe he has a bad side is totally fine, and utterly amusing.  

[Cramulus]

oh holy shit, blarfingarf is lizzie? Lizzie, I've been reading your posts as being from Yatto for weeks now. 

[Doktor Howl]

I'm fine with handsiness.  In fact, I encourage it.  But something about the way he does it...makes me uncomfortable.  Especially because he's inviting me over so soon, then stood me up when I said I wasn't comfortable yet.  

1.  If you're not comfortable, listen to your fucking instincts.

2.  If he stood you up when you said you weren't comfortable yet, your instincts are accurate, yes?  Dump him and try again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wanting-into-pance is not the same as ONLY wanting-into-pance.

I just spent two months trying to get into pance. I would not have if I was not also into the head attached to the pance.

[Dysnomia]

Yeah Mr. Africa is a scoundrel.  And not the good kind, sadly...


Plus I just found out CAN is the longest, most boring sex I've EVER had.     He even asked if I wanted to meet his little man.   


All of a sudden I'm disinterested in humans with penises.  Unless it's Mr. Rabbit, my vibrator.   

LOL@CRAM

[Dysnomia]

Also, he probably weighs WAY less than me soaking wet...which is awkward. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah Mr. Africa is a scoundrel.  And not the good kind, sadly...


Plus I just found out CAN is the longest, most boring sex I've EVER had.     He even asked if I wanted to meet his little man.   


All of a sudden I'm disinterested in humans with penises.  Unless it's Mr. Rabbit, my vibrator.   

LOL@CRAM

Is he trainable or just a lost cause?

[Dysnomia]

Lost cause.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When you meet a guy who really does it for you, you won't be wondering or dragging your feet.

[Dysnomia]

Yeah, I had that with OF, but he's not interested, and too much of a basket case to be anything but an asshole. 


Oh well. If I find that again, that would be awesome, but if not.  I'll be ok.  I can always keep whores.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You'll find it again.

[Dysnomia]

that would be nice. 

Until then, I can give gym boys boners that they have to awkwardly hide while working out. 

[Doktor Howl]

that would be nice.  

Until then, I can give gym boys boners that they have to awkwardly hide while working out.  

So YOU'RE "that chick"!