BLARFINGARFS EPIC SOAP OPERA

[Dysnomia]

oh I normally do too, and I am quite directive in teh sack.  But it was SO AWFUL the first time I don't want to repeat it.


EVER




Blarfingarf,
still has no interest in sex, or even lizzaytiem

[LMNO]

Not interested in sex?



SHAME ON YOU.

[Dysnomia]

Man.  It really WAS that bad...normally I'm only put off for a day or so.   

[LMNO]

What the hell, did he throw up on you or something?

[East Coast Hustle]

maybe he prolapsed?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

 

[Dysnomia]

no he was just SUPER lame, or something.  Which somehow triggered my ptsd, which has been flaring up now thanks to that.  The therapist got a rather interesting email last night.  I have a feeling I'm one of her more entertaining/interesting clients.  It is still undecided if this is bad, or AWESOME.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Prolly moved/acted in a way that triggered stuff you'd forgotten/would rather forget. Rotten stuff even though it would be innocuous outside of that context. I know how it goes.

If you're one of her more interesting clients, it means you'll get maximum interest/support from her, and that's good! PTSD shit is hard as fuck to deal with, but once dealt with makes a world of difference.

[Dysnomia]

this^

[Dysnomia]

Can't stop flirting with old friend.  Nigel knows who I'm talking about I think.

Old friend has liked me for YEARS, with me not feeling the same way.  We're friends with/know a lot of the same people...and I just so happened to have dated/hooked up with/both a decent amount of our mutual male friends.    (over the past 8 years mind you).  So this whole thing is rather conflicting to me.  It's a bad idea from EVERY angle, and we both know it.  Yet...sex will probably eventually happen because I'm a hussy, who needs to be sent to vaginatraz for the good of mankind.   



Also, my mom, and her very good friend are conspiring to get me to "run into" said friends very HOT son who's just a year older than me.  We grew up in diapers together, but I haven't seen him in years.  He's quite shy with girls, which is why they're now resorting to this madness.  I've crushed on him off and on for years, but have resigned myself to nothing ever happening.  Who knows how, since these ladies are rather determined.     Also, he's moving to Flagstaff for school at the end of the summer to become a park ranger. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If he's shy with ladies, this is your chance!

Also, I've been to vaginatraz, and it's really a pretty nice place... you might find you like it!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

VAGINATRAZ!!??

[Dysnomia]

If he's shy with ladies, this is your chance!

Also, I've been to vaginatraz, and it's really a pretty nice place... you might find you like it!

Exactly!  And, without sounding like I'm full of myself, I got much cuter (and have bigger boobehz) than when he last saw me.  Plus he's turning into a hippie outdoorsman, which is 

I think they'd have to put me in solitary, because I keep going around this group of boys.  It's bad news.  You know which one I'm talkiing about right?  The one that I think is seminotcute, but you think is.  We talk about one day getting married in one of those drive thru vegas chapels where Elvis marries you. 

VAGINATRAZ!!??

VAGINATRAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dysnomia]

at least he doesn't think I'm easy, even though I've dated most of our mutual friends. 

"I've been trying forever...I don't think you're easy!"

[Dysnomia]

got a kiss on teh cheek.