Day 2 of the 'stache.

[Elder Iptuous]

Dok Howl singing autotuned cover of Painkiller.

[Doktor Howl]

Dok Howl singing autotuned cover of Painkiller.

I WOULD KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.

Motherfucker being me, obviously.  INNA FACE.

[Richter]

Are the head wraps very common out that way?  They're pretty exlcusively a biker thing out this way.  Cheap fabric ones used to be very much the hood accessory / method to display gang colors, but seen that less the past few years.

Can't wait to see the stahce progress. 

[Doktor Howl]

Are the head wraps very common out that way? 

Yeah, keeps the sun from frying your brain.

[Freeky]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

STACHE STACHE STACHE

TERRIFYING STACHE

YES!

[LMNO]

I SEE LEMMY.

[Doktor Howl]

Day 5:

[Doktor Howl]

Also, neck is better, for the most part.

[Richter]

Rolling in, slow and inevitable.  Until it gets fu-manchu length, it will look like a proper gunfight stache. 

Did they have to ream it out, or did the drugs disolve it properly?

[Doktor Howl]

Rolling in, slow and inevitable.  Until it gets fu-manchu length, it will look like a proper gunfight stache. 

Did they have to ream it out, or did the drugs disolve it properly?

Drugs, plus I ejected something from the duct under my tongue. 

My stache usually rolls slow for about a week and a half, then goes nuts.

[Richter]

This board is populated by too many closeted body quirk / pustule ejection fetishists for this to merely go at a simple "Something".
Was it a Vietnamese demon puffer, swum in from exotic dining?  Was it weighted in karats or half karats and likely to get people shot in Sierra Leone?  Did it cry and wail until righteous indagnation against things that should not live, crawl, or cry out, crushed it soundly with an engineer's boot?  They'll demand these details, when they arrive, the goats, and only tabloid esque details will appease them.  No truth is ugly enough, sometimes.

I'm off for a few, I feel queesy now.

[Doktor Howl]

This board is populated by too many closeted body quirk / pustule ejection fetishists for this to merely go at a simple "Something".
Was it a Vietnamese demon puffer, swum in from exotic dining?  Was it weighted in karats or half karats and likely to get people shot in Sierra Leone?  Did it cry and wail until righteous indagnation against things that should not live, crawl, or cry out, crushed it soundly with an engineer's boot?  They'll demand these details, when they arrive, the goats, and only tabloid esque details will appease them.  No truth is ugly enough, sometimes.

I'm off for a few, I feel queesy now.

Actually, it looked like a piece of wheat germ covered in an unidentifiable goo, presumably manufactured by my diseased and decrepit body.

[Cramulus]

you call that facial hair?? PLEASE


are you prepared to gaze upon PERFECTION--



maybe you should get a moustache stimulator



mere MINUTES after looking like this EMBARRASSING NAKED FACED ELF:



my dandy facial scroffula had matured to the luxurious coat you see here:




after 90 minutes of use, BEHOLD

[Sir Squid Diddimus]