Day 2 of the 'stache.

[Doktor Howl]

[Richter]

[President Television]

Fucking staches, how do they work?

[Dysnomia]

DOK


SHOULD BE A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER

[Doktor Howl]

DOK


SHOULD BE A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER

YES.  OR A PR MAN.

[Dysnomia]

LISTEN TO THE DOKTOR



HE KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU

[Doktor Howl]

Day 8:



Thing'll go berserk over the next 3-4 days.

[Doktor Howl]

Jesus.  I never smile.  I don't want to turn into Enki, with only one facial expression...So here:



There.  See how friendly I am?

[Telarus]

[Freeky]

Jesus.  I never smile.  I don't want to turn into Enki, with only one facial expression...So here:



There.  See how friendly I am?

Jesus, I nearly shat myself...

[Doktor Howl]

My sechsayness has that effect.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

DON'T DO THAT!
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!

Also- what Telarus said

[Freeky]

My sechsayness has that effect.

STOP LEERING AT ME!!! FFS I ONLY HIT YOU WITH THE MEATHAMMAH WHEN I NEED TO VENT SOME RAGE AND HATE!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jesus.  I never smile.  I don't want to turn into Enki, with only one facial expression...So here:



There.  See how friendly I am?

I am going to print this out and tell my kids that the nice man is going to come read them a bedtime story if they don't brush their teeth, quit whining, and go to bed RIGHT NOW.

[Richter]

I know that look.  I saw it right before we began the serial desecration of the Abba styled ukelele hutch.  Right before the signing began at the dive bar, to the bemused chuckling of Brenda the Bartender, and as they auditorially exhumed Lois to raunchily fuck his corpse before the assembled bridal party.