Anne Rice quites Christianity lol

[Kurt Christ]

I wonder how this will affect that Life of Christ trilogy she was in the middle of writing.  I wait with bated breath to find out.  

Jesus was a vampire. The end.

[Aucoq]

I wonder how this will affect that Life of Christ trilogy she was in the middle of writing.  I wait with bated breath to find out.  

Jesus was a vampire. The end.

[Requia ☣]

That explain why he didn't stay dead 

I doubt it will affect it much, wasn't she drawing most of her material from the Apocrypha and heretical texts to start with?

[Aucoq]

That explain why he didn't stay dead  

I doubt it will affect it much, wasn't she drawing most of her material from the Apocrypha and heretical texts to start with?

I'm not sure, to be honest.  I do have the first book of that trilogy (naively bought it before I gave up on Rice  ), but I haven't read it.  I wouldn't be surprised if she did use them, especially the infancy gospels, for the first two books when she was writing of Jesus' childhood.

[Iason Ouabache]

I wonder how this will affect that Life of Christ trilogy she was in the middle of writing.  I wait with bated breath to find out.  

Jesus was a vampire. The end.

I would like to know what would happen if you crucified a vampire. Or put one through a meat grinder. Or locked one in a full blast furnace for several hours. Or used a machine gun to turn one into swiss cheese. Or tossed one off the Empire State Building.

Someone find me a vampire. I have a shit-ton of experiments I have to try out.

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I wonder how this will affect that Life of Christ trilogy she was in the middle of writing.  I wait with bated breath to find out. 

She will use the manuscripts to dab up the sorrows of leaving Christ and coming to Satan.

[BluTakDuck]

I wonder how this will affect that Life of Christ trilogy she was in the middle of writing.  I wait with bated breath to find out.  

Jesus was a vampire. The end.

I would like to know what would happen if you crucified a vampire. Or put one through a meat grinder. Or locked one in a full blast furnace for several hours. Or used a machine gun to turn one into swiss cheese. Or tossed one off the Empire State Building.

Someone find me a vampire. I have a shit-ton of experiments I have to try out.

These guys claim they are...and would probably be willing to try and prove as much.

hxxp://www.vampireforum.net/

you're welcome.  

[Lies]

This just in: Fellow christians "rufuse" Anne Rice's resignation: http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/faith/2010/08/anne_rice_quits_christianity.html

[Lies]

ANNNND so I was bored enough to actually email the dude who wrote that crap-

To Mr Matthew Brown,

Good day to you sir, and I hope the lord has blessed you and yours this lovely day.
I am the Reverend Felix Nothus, KSC, and I'm a big fan of your work. You show very creative and original thinking, I must say, I am quite impressed.
So impressed, I am giving you an honorary conversion to our Discordian-Christian sect, Our Blessed Lady Of Chaos, of which I am entitled to do under the guidance and authority of our lord ERIS.

You are now entitled to all the rights and blessings that are applicable to to our faith, this is a binding contract with our lord that comes into effect the moment you finish reading this, and as such this is an irreversible contract which you cannot back out of.
I'm sorry if this isn't what you wanted as I know you had already chosen a faith that you think you belong to, but actually, not anymore, since by being converted to our faith, you now hereby relinquish all previous faiths you may or may not of had.
Also, we are big fans of Anne Rice as we know you are too, and have given her a similar conversion which breaks all contractual obligations she had to your christian sect that you have claimed she is still a part of, despite her obvious resignation from it.

I hope you will be able to contribute some good works to our faith and may the lord bless you and yours everyday from now until the rapture.

Love, Light + Chaos.

The Good Reverend Felix Nothus.

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I really, really hope he replies, and if he doesn't, I'll be sure to keep emailing him reminders he is to cease all activity with his old faith and start contributing to his new faith to which I've converted him to.

[LMNO]

You really need to alter a Cease and Desist order and send it to him, demanding that he immediately stop worshipping Christ.

[Cuddlefish]

"DeNounCING CHriSTianity" aNd "denOUncing chrisT" aRe TwO DiFFerent ThiNGS. JesUS, as A HuMAn, aT lEAst Had SoME gOOD iDeas (RoManS caN bE nASty foR a RePuTATion) whIlE CHRISTianITY itSelf iS moRE oF a SECulaR tOOL thaN it iS a ToOl oF FaIth. THat is, iT iS MaDE to GoVERN, noT tO enLIGHTen.

AnY puBliC fiGurE pubLICly deNOUNCing tHe ChUrCh, fOr whATEver reasOn, is, aT lEASt, a SmAll ViCtOrY. ReGardleSS oF hoW proFitAble VAMPireS aRe.

[Cain]

I love the way you are struggling to remain in character while still making a point.  Reminds me of GIGGLES when he was trolling Hugh, back in the day.

[Cuddlefish]

I love the way you are struggling to remain in character while still making a point.  Reminds me of GIGGLES when he was trolling Hugh, back in the day.

cuddlefish changes shape

THERE IS NO "IN CHARACTER!"

haHA!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Cuttlefish are yummy!

[AFK]

I love the way you are struggling to remain in character while still making a point.  Reminds me of GIGGLES when he was trolling Hugh, back in the day.

cuddlefish changes shape

THERE IS NO "IN CHARACTER!"

haHA!

It is a lot easier to stay in character if you space out your posts.  You do too many of them then you confuse the two personalities and it loses the effect.  Not that I know anything about any of this.