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Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP

Started by Doktor Howl, August 23, 2010, 06:34:22 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

STEINBECK IS INEFFECTIVE. I AM NOW IMMUNE TO ALL GRAPEPHOBIA. YOU BETTER HAVE THAT WHISKEY. JUST SAYIN'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9x6fG3QrBE
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Triple Zero

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


( from http://www.tentaclegrape.com/ "the most delicious hentai soda on the market" )
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


bds

I just caught a whiff of my nipple.  :x

CRAM YOU DAMNULUUUUUUUUUUUUS!


Stelpa


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x
Molon Lube

Don Coyote


Cramulus

trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

You are a bad man. Larp is wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:



And...I have a new mission....time to raid an upholstery shop and a hardware store...

Freeky


Triple Zero

Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

yahyahyah less namedropping, more cursing please.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 04:07:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

You are a bad man. Larp is wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:



And...I have a new mission....time to raid an upholstery shop and a hardware store...


Not to make light of a serious issue, but LARP-hate is kind of like extremely vocal homophobia and frequent assertions of how totally straight one is. It's usually the sign of a repressed larpie.


I mean, it is an abomination, there's no denying that, and Cram is a bad man who does wrong things. But as far as recreational abominations go, you could do worse.


Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
trivia: I used to larp with the chick who invented that stuff.

That = hilarious

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cainad on August 25, 2010, 04:34:04 PM


Not to make light of a serious issue, but LARP-hate is kind of like extremely vocal homophobia and frequent assertions of how totally straight one is. It's usually the sign of a repressed larpie.



Shush, I don't want anyone to know.

AHEM, LARPing is the devil and a sin and it says so in this book right here, next to the passage that says I can not eat bacon on my cheese burger, which I am about to do.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 09:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 07:42:34 PM
Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   :?

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   :x

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."