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Started by Disco Pickle, August 25, 2010, 09:55:29 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Cuddlefish told me to change my avatar too. So I did, because I respect his opinion.

(As I would Jenne's and Cain's)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

wait....I should wait until someone asks me to change before I change it?

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 01:00:22 AM
Cuddlefish told me to change my avatar too. So I did, because I respect his opinion.

(As I would Jenne's and Cain's)

While you're at it, give me your underwear.  And I think I saw someone admiring your shoes.  Give me those as well, I'm going to sell them for cigarettes.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Secret Level on August 26, 2010, 01:03:27 AM
wait....I should wait until someone asks me to change before I change it?

No, stop putting words in my mouth.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 26, 2010, 01:04:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 01:00:22 AM
Cuddlefish told me to change my avatar too. So I did, because I respect his opinion.

(As I would Jenne's and Cain's)

While you're at it, give me your underwear.  And I think I saw someone admiring your shoes.  Give me those as well, I'm going to sell them for cigarettes.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You want my used underwear. Ok, weird. For that reason alone I should not comply. Who knows what you're going to do with them.
Also my shoes? You would not be saying that if you knew how fast I run through a pair of shoes.

Request denied. Further suggestions will be taken with a grain of salt.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 01:11:16 AM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 26, 2010, 01:03:27 AM
wait....I should wait until someone asks me to change before I change it?

No, stop putting words in my mouth.

Sorry, humor fail.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Secret Level on August 26, 2010, 01:13:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 01:11:16 AM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 26, 2010, 01:03:27 AM
wait....I should wait until someone asks me to change before I change it?

No, stop putting words in my mouth.

Sorry, humor fail.

See this is what happens when you never smile.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote


Nephew Twiddleton

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You're alright Bovinity. You seem to have had a few humor fails, but I'll keep that in mind with you.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 01:18:59 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You're alright Bovinity. You seem to have had a few humor fails, but I'll keep that in mind with you.

My humor fails are mostly because it's mostly sarcasm, which I tend to fail at IRL too because I deliver it deadpan. And partly because I just suck at making funnies.

Nephew Twiddleton

Try being more obvious then. Like this:

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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 01:13:11 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 26, 2010, 01:04:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 01:00:22 AM
Cuddlefish told me to change my avatar too. So I did, because I respect his opinion.

(As I would Jenne's and Cain's)

While you're at it, give me your underwear.  And I think I saw someone admiring your shoes.  Give me those as well, I'm going to sell them for cigarettes.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You want my used underwear. Ok, weird. For that reason alone I should not comply. Who knows what you're going to do with them.
Also my shoes? You would not be saying that if you knew how fast I run through a pair of shoes.

Request denied. Further suggestions will be taken with a grain of salt.

FACT:  a guy offered to pay me $50 for my thong (that I was wearing at that moment) in Vegas once.

Yeah, ew.

I refused.

Probably could've made me some easy cash, but still.  Ew.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Jenne on August 26, 2010, 01:30:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 01:13:11 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 26, 2010, 01:04:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 01:00:22 AM
Cuddlefish told me to change my avatar too. So I did, because I respect his opinion.

(As I would Jenne's and Cain's)

While you're at it, give me your underwear.  And I think I saw someone admiring your shoes.  Give me those as well, I'm going to sell them for cigarettes.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You want my used underwear. Ok, weird. For that reason alone I should not comply. Who knows what you're going to do with them.
Also my shoes? You would not be saying that if you knew how fast I run through a pair of shoes.

Request denied. Further suggestions will be taken with a grain of salt.

FACT:  a guy offered to pay me $50 for my thong (that I was wearing at that moment) in Vegas once.

Yeah, ew.

I refused.

Probably could've made me some easy cash, but still.  Ew.

That's... pretty gross...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote


Nephew Twiddleton

Yeah, dude, look at this way. You have the jester cap so you're obviously joking. Except, wait you're doing it deadpan.... is he serious? Nope, the sock puppet is disgusted too. Can't get mad.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS