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Have Crabapples: What do?

Started by Remington, August 31, 2010, 05:57:02 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#15
August 31, 2010, 10:47:08 PM
It sounds a bit nuts but crabapple pickles are awesome!!

Suu

#16
September 01, 2010, 01:19:16 AM
I didn't even know people ate crabapples. I just use them as projectiles.
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Nast

#17
September 01, 2010, 04:34:47 AM
I thought crabapples gave you the runs.
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Remington

#18
September 01, 2010, 05:00:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 01, 2010, 01:19:16 AM
I didn't even know people ate crabapples. I just use them as projectiles.
The ones I have in my backyard are basically mini Pink Lady Apples. They're bite-sized for your convenience!
Is it plugged in?

Sir Squid Diddimus

#19
September 01, 2010, 05:59:37 AM
I FUCKING WANT THEM!
DELICIOUS AND CUTE!

Nast

#20
September 01, 2010, 06:02:31 AM
I WANT TO HUG THEM WITH MY MOUTH
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Remington

#21
September 01, 2010, 08:46:52 AM
We tried making some cider, but ended up with applesauce instead. It tastes and smells delicious, even if it does kind of look like vomit. Gonna buy a juicer tomorrow.
Is it plugged in?

Remington

#22
September 02, 2010, 03:56:22 AM
Juice achieved!



       ------->     




Each jar is 2 liters (1/2 a gallon for the Americkanis amongst us). There's still some pulp/sedment to filter out, but I'm going to let them settle overnight and try again tomorrow. It's really strong, I'll probably have to mix it 1:1 with water for the final product.

What's more, I still have about 100 cooking/eating-grade apples (1/2 of them in the bowl there). Gonna try for an apple pie or apple crisp  :evil:
Is it plugged in?

Sir Squid Diddimus

#23
September 02, 2010, 04:38:21 AM
add a little honey and yeast

Nurse Enabler

#24
September 02, 2010, 05:24:47 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 01, 2010, 05:59:37 AM
I FUCKING WANT THEM!
DELICIOUS AND CUTE!
They do sound delicious. Haven't had them in 30 years. My grandma used to make pies with them.
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Doktor Howl

#25
September 02, 2010, 05:49:26 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 02, 2010, 05:24:47 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 01, 2010, 05:59:37 AM
I FUCKING WANT THEM!
DELICIOUS AND CUTE!
They do sound delicious. Haven't had them in 30 years. My grandma used to make pies with them.

You never told me you had a grandma.

Are there any OTHER secrets you're keeping?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
September 02, 2010, 08:06:05 PM
Fuck, those are beautiful!

Mr. Language & I scavenged a bunch of apples from his neighbor's tree last night & are making applesauce. The apples were nowhere NEAR as purty as those, though!

I have three crabapple trees, but they're tiny berries only good for feeding birds.
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Nurse Enabler

#27
September 03, 2010, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 05:49:26 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 02, 2010, 05:24:47 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 01, 2010, 05:59:37 AM
I FUCKING WANT THEM!
DELICIOUS AND CUTE!
They do sound delicious. Haven't had them in 30 years. My grandma used to make pies with them.

You never told me you had a grandma.

Are there any OTHER secrets you're keeping?
Maybe!!! They are on a need to know basis.
Tell me you love me.  Don't make me get the box cutters.

Remington

#28
September 08, 2010, 04:54:29 AM
Oh. My. God.



They are fermenting! Or something!

Over the weekend the juice became absofuckinglutely delicious, and is now bubbly (like champagne). It's kind of like those apple/grape juice "champagnes" you can buy at the store. :fap:


The bigger apple tree (red delicious, but x3-x4 bigger than the crabapples) gets harvested in a week!
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
September 08, 2010, 05:49:17 AM
Quote from: Remington on September 08, 2010, 04:54:29 AM
Oh. My. God.



They are fermenting! Or something!

Over the weekend the juice became absofuckinglutely delicious, and is now bubbly (like champagne). It's kind of like those apple/grape juice "champagnes" you can buy at the store. :fap:


The bigger apple tree (red delicious, but x3-x4 bigger than the crabapples) gets harvested in a week!


Unpasteurized apple juice ferments really fast... now you have "hard cider". :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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