Dok, SERIOOOUSLY

[Doktor Howl]

I luled so hard.  

Best country song ever!  

Um, yeah.  Hank Sr and Johnny Cash are saying something.  Can you hear it?

[Adios]

I luled so hard.  

Best country song ever!  

Um, yeah.  Hank Sr and Johnny Cash are saying something.  Can you hear it?

Yeah. Cool and funny isn't even close to the best. The best rips your heart  out while you cry in your beer. And live through it.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Nah. The best country songs are the ones you laugh at because the people in them are so dumb. As far as I'm concerned, country singers don't make songs worth crying over.

[Doktor Howl]

Nah. The best country songs are the ones you laugh at because the people in them are so dumb. As far as I'm concerned, country singers don't make songs worth crying over.

Ah, a snob.  How nice!

[Adios]

Nah. The best country songs are the ones you laugh at because the people in them are so dumb. As far as I'm concerned, country singers don't make songs worth crying over.

Please feel free to use the closest exit. Fucking snob assed bitch.

[Doktor Howl]

Gpoo, perhaps some Airborne Toxic Event would be more to your liking?

Or perhaps Tokio Hotel?

[Adios]

Fuck this person who is so willing to dismiss my lifestyle. I warned you I was in a fucking mood.

[East Coast Hustle]

Nah. The best country songs are the ones you laugh at because the people in them are so dumb. As far as I'm concerned, country singers don't make songs worth crying over.

lemme guess, you're of an age that still ends in -teen, right?

go bone up on your Cash, Haggard, Jennings, and Williams, then come back with an informed opinion. The twangy pop that comes out of Nashville these days bears little resemblance to real country music.

[Adios]

Nah. The best country songs are the ones you laugh at because the people in them are so dumb. As far as I'm concerned, country singers don't make songs worth crying over.

lemme guess, you're of an age that still ends in -teen, right?

go bone up on your Cash, Haggard, Jennings, and Williams, then come back with an informed opinion. The twangy pop that comes out of Nashville these days bears little resemblance to real country music.

This dick is mine. I will make sausage.

[Doktor Howl]

Maybe she'd prefer a little My Chemical Romance?  

[East Coast Hustle]

I'll take "Bats for Lashes" for $800, Alex.

[Doktor Howl]

I WUZ LISTENING TO MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE BEFORE THEY WERE COOL MY FRIENDS!

[Adios]

I'll take "Bats for Lashes" for $800, Alex.

I had American Idiot picked out followed up with Pink Floyd.

[The Wizard]

My Chemical Romance

'nuff said.

[Doktor Howl]

My Chemical Romance

'nuff said.

Well, we can't have poor little Gpoo exposed to Eric Heatherly or anything, so it's gonna have to be Miley Cyrus and shit.