Dok, SERIOOOUSLY

[Adios]

My Chemical Romance

'nuff said.

Well, we can't have poor little Gpoo exposed to Eric Heatherly or anything, so it's gonna have to be Miley Cyrus and shit.

That would violate the Geneva Convention.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Hardly. I hate MCR and Miley Cyrus too. Mostly I like epic instrumental/techno/trance music. Otherwise, there are some lyric songs I like, but never in any focused artist or genre.

Fuck this person who is so willing to dismiss my lifestyle. I warned you I was in a fucking mood.

Not dismissing country lifestyle. Remember, I _live_ in the country, and I have absolutely no beef with this sort of lifestyle. Honestly I like it better than urban life. I just don't like country music. And _most_country music I've heard is more humorous than serious, or it's neither and I take it as humorous anyway.

Nah. The best country songs are the ones you laugh at because the people in them are so dumb. As far as I'm concerned, country singers don't make songs worth crying over.

lemme guess, you're of an age that still ends in -teen, right?

go bone up on your Cash, Haggard, Jennings, and Williams, then come back with an informed opinion. The twangy pop that comes out of Nashville these days bears little resemblance to real country music.

If that isn't country, what is it? And what constitutes the difference between that and _real_ country music?

[Doktor Howl]

My Chemical Romance

'nuff said.

Well, we can't have poor little Gpoo exposed to Eric Heatherly or anything, so it's gonna have to be Miley Cyrus and shit.

That would violate the Geneva Convention.

Only if it were used on an adult.  Children and teens can listen to anything without harm.

[Doktor Howl]

Mostly I like epic instrumental/techno/trance music.

Good on ya, Moonbeam.

[Doktor Howl]

If that isn't country, what is it?

Pop.

[The Wizard]

Well, we can't have poor little Gpoo exposed to Eric Heatherly or anything, so it's gonna have to be Miley Cyrus and shit.

It just bugs me when someone acts like they're music is the only good music and everyone else is an idiot if they don't agree. I can't have a conversation with a music snob without veering into a murder spasm.

I just don't like country music.

Neither do I, with some exceptions. But I'm not the one telling country fans what they're music is or is not. Know your shit before you speak.

[Adios]

Hardly. I hate MCR and Miley Cyrus too. Mostly I like epic instrumental/techno/trance music. Otherwise, there are some lyric songs I like, but never in any focused artist or genre.

Fuck this person who is so willing to dismiss my lifestyle. I warned you I was in a fucking mood.

Not dismissing country lifestyle. Remember, I _live_ in the country, and I have absolutely no beef with this sort of lifestyle. Honestly I like it better than urban life. I just don't like country music. And _most_country music I've heard is more humorous than serious, or it's neither and I take it as humorous anyway.

Nah. The best country songs are the ones you laugh at because the people in them are so dumb. As far as I'm concerned, country singers don't make songs worth crying over.

lemme guess, you're of an age that still ends in -teen, right?

go bone up on your Cash, Haggard, Jennings, and Williams, then come back with an informed opinion. The twangy pop that comes out of Nashville these days bears little resemblance to real country music.

If that isn't country, what is it? And what constitutes the difference between that and _real_ country music?

It has come to my attention that you are a fucking idiot who thinks they can argue both sides of the devils coin.

[Doktor Howl]

Honestly I like it better than urban life.

How much "urban life" have you experienced?

Fuck that rural shit.  The crime rate is too high, and you can't get a decent vindaloo to save your ass.

[Adios]

Honestly I like it better than urban life.

How much "urban life" have you experienced?

Fuck that rural shit.  The crime rate is too high, and you can't get a decent vindaloo to save your ass.

I prefer the Rural life. We have plenty of dipshit burial sites.

[Doktor Howl]

Honestly I like it better than urban life.

How much "urban life" have you experienced?

Fuck that rural shit.  The crime rate is too high, and you can't get a decent vindaloo to save your ass.

I prefer the Rural life. We have plenty of dipshit burial sites.

So do we.

We call them "dumpsters".

Of course, you have to account for which city I live in.

[E.O.T.]

HILARIOUS!

          i love the sandwich and the drinking beer via tornado. that car wash maiden needs a little more home cookin for her badonk-a-donk.

IN OLSO,NORWAY

          i guess they've moved all their trailer parks out onto the river. ain't no thang.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIdYoMpINQ

         

[East Coast Hustle]

Mostly I like epic instrumental/techno/trance music.

If that isn't country, what is it? And what constitutes the difference between that and _real_ country music?

1) translation:

I LIKE TO GET BLAZED AND LISTEN TO SHPONGLE, MAN. THEIR SHIT IS SO DEEP.
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2) It's twangy pop. That's why I called it "twangy pop" in my post. Remember, kids, reading comprehension is your friend.

[Juana]

I like the same music as GPoO, but I also like the kind of country Dok and Charley are talking about. Have you listened to it? If not, you ought to give it a try. There's funny songs (A Boy Named Sue is one of my favorites), but real country has way more to it than that.

[Adios]

HILARIOUS!

          i love the sandwich and the drinking beer via tornado. that car wash maiden needs a little more home cookin for her badonk-a-donk.

IN OLSO,NORWAY

          i guess they've moved all their trailer parks out onto the river. ain't no thang.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIdYoMpINQ

         

I liked it.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

I like the same music as GPoO, but I also like the kind of country Dok and Charley are talking about. Have you listened to it? If not, you ought to give it a try. There's funny songs (A Boy Named Sue is one of my favorites), but real country has way more to it than that.

Okay, send me a link to your favorite of these better country songs. Seriously. I'm always ready to admit I'm wrong on something, and if I had been told Zack Hemsey was a rap artist before I listened to his songs, I would have missed out on some truly incredible music.

I don't want to do the same in this case.