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"FLOCABULARY" - vs. dead white men

Started by E.O.T., October 07, 2010, 04:00:42 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

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October 07, 2010, 06:01:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 05:57:48 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 07, 2010, 05:56:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 05:47:37 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 07, 2010, 05:45:28 PM
I bought the schoolhouse rock video and my kids still make fun of me for knowing them all by heart...  :cry:

Conjunction junction what's your function?

Tell your kids STFU and have them watch the video.  If they don't like it, make them listen to Johnny Cash and Eric Heatherly for 12 hours and try again.  If they still don't like it, sell them to medical research labs and start over.

You say that like they would consider that a punishment  :lulz:

I can't start over, they are almost gone Dok!  7 MORE YEARS!!

Only 7.....  and what a happy day that will be....

So you say now.

Wait til they're not under your control, and you still have to worry about them.

:argh!:

Don't make me come down there and burst your bubble of future happiness and quiet and going to the bathroom with the door staying shut and not having to hear "Can I have......"   :D
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