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What the hell is wrong with you people?

Started by AFK, October 27, 2010, 01:38:14 PM

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AFK

October 27, 2010, 01:38:14 PM
This place has been a big bundle of negativity lately.  And it's not the good horrormirthy flavor of negativity.  It's all the shit that's going on between pd users. 

If you guys don't straighten the fuck up I swear by Groucho I'm going to flood this place with puns. 

Don't MAKE me stop this forum.  I'll hijack this sucker and fly it into the Gothic Poetry forums!

I'll post nothing but bad poetry and puns.  Yeah, I'm talking the shit I don't post.  I've got tons of em. 

It will be like the Titanic when the ship is filling up with freezing salty water.  Except, it will be puns!  PUNS!!!!!

And NO NAKED RED HEADS!!!  DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!

So c'mon guys.  Chill out. 

Pretty please. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#1
October 27, 2010, 01:39:54 PM
What's this about naked redheads?

Hanni

#2
October 27, 2010, 01:40:23 PM
Anything but the Puns!  :|

AFK

#3
October 27, 2010, 01:41:41 PM
That's right, you'll be begging for mercy at the end!  It will be like waiting in line at the DMV to renew your license.  Except, worse!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#4
October 27, 2010, 01:43:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 27, 2010, 01:39:54 PM
What's this about naked redheads?

NEIN!   

There shall be a naked redhead embargo!  I will be stowing them all away in my basement.  Or in one of those POD things. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Ob_Portu

#5
October 27, 2010, 02:15:59 PM
Naked redhead.

Sorry.
I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

Richter

#6
October 27, 2010, 02:20:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 01:38:14 PM
This place has been a big bundle of negativity lately.  And it's not the good horrormirthy flavor of negativity.  It's all the shit that's going on between pd users. 

If you guys don't straighten the fuck up I swear by Groucho I'm going to flood this place with puns. 

Don't MAKE me stop this forum.  I'll hijack this sucker and fly it into the Gothic Poetry forums!

I'll post nothing but bad poetry and puns.  Yeah, I'm talking the shit I don't post.  I've got tons of em. 

It will be like the Titanic when the ship is filling up with freezing salty water.  Except, it will be puns!  PUNS!!!!!

And NO NAKED RED HEADS!!!  DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!

So c'mon guys.  Chill out. 

Pretty please. 

Do it.  Lollercaust them all. 
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Disco Pickle

#7
October 27, 2010, 02:24:47 PM
WE'RE GOING TO BE INVADED BY NAKED REDHEADED HUNS!!  ONOEZ!!
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Elder Iptuous

#8
October 27, 2010, 02:27:16 PM
I'm pretty sure that if you flooded this place with naked redheads, the bickering would stop just as well...


LMNO

#9
October 27, 2010, 02:33:32 PM
Unfortunately for all of you, I'm now envisioning hundreds of naked Carrot Tops.



Now you're thinking of the same thing.


You're welcome.

AFK

#10
October 27, 2010, 02:36:33 PM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 02:15:59 PM
Naked redhead.

Sorry.

INSOLENCE!!!!

i'm assuming since websense has omitted whatever graphic it is you have posted.

THERE SHALL BE A POX, or two, UPON YOUR HOUSE SIR!!!!
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P3nT4gR4m

#11
October 27, 2010, 02:37:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 27, 2010, 02:33:32 PM
Unfortunately for all of you, I'm now envisioning hundreds of naked Carrot Tops.



Now you're thinking of the same thing.


You're welcome.

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Eve

#12
October 27, 2010, 02:37:59 PM
RWHN, I actually love your puns.



Now that I am picturing naked Carrot Top against my will, I'm going to go see about bleaching my brain.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

AFK

#13
October 27, 2010, 02:38:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 27, 2010, 02:27:16 PM
I'm pretty sure that if you flooded this place with naked redheads, the bickering would stop just as well...




Good point.  Alas, I live in a largely French community.  Would naked Brunettes with big noses do?  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Disco Pickle

#14
October 27, 2010, 02:39:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 27, 2010, 02:33:32 PM
Unfortunately for all of you, I'm now envisioning hundreds of naked Carrot Tops.



Now you're thinking of the same thing.


You're welcome.

:argh!: :fuckmittens:  :vom:

he looks like a ginger lou ferrigno now..  
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann
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