BREAKING: MAN CHANGES GLASS OF WATER INTO AN OAK TREE!

[Cuddlefish]

That was a corny joke.

Argh! You're making my ears bleed...

[Jasper]

Aw, shucks. 

[Rumckle]

I think that was Michael Craig-Martin's "trolling the art community" period.

[Cuddlefish]

Aw, shucks. 

Alright, that's just fucked up. The first time was excusable, but this is an outright assault, and has been considered an act of war. I will deploy my Kernals at once.

[Adios]

Aw, shucks. 

Alright, that's just fucked up. The first time was excusable, but this is an outright assault, and has been considered an act of war. I will deploy my Kernals at once.

I am a maized at hoe quickly this has escalated.

[Phox]

Oh goddamn it. You all suck, you know that right?

[Cuddlefish]

Aw, shucks. 

Alright, that's just fucked up. The first time was excusable, but this is an outright assault, and has been considered an act of war. I will deploy my Kernals at once.

I am a maized at hoe quickly this has escalated.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Adios]

Oh goddamn it. You all suck, you know that right?

I do this once a year by contract. 2011 is now covered. 

[Triple Zero]

Not according to them, they didn't. And as this piece clearly shows, it's what you claim about it that makes the difference.

Pfff, the Catholics have been doing this for years.

The Catholics claim that God does the transubstantiation thing.

This man managed to do it without the help of a deity.

Therefore, I think his is the greater accomplishment.

Your impeccable logic forces me to concede the point.

FUCK YEAH I WON A POINT



(also, the puns? maybe let them rest for a while until they become funny again?)

[Cuddlefish]

Not according to them, they didn't. And as this piece clearly shows, it's what you claim about it that makes the difference.

Pfff, the Catholics have been doing this for years.

The Catholics claim that God does the transubstantiation thing.

This man managed to do it without the help of a deity.

Therefore, I think his is the greater accomplishment.

Your impeccable logic forces me to concede the point.

FUCK YEAH I WON A POINT



(also, the puns? maybe let them rest for a while until they become funny again?)

Were they ever funny? I only do it because that's the closest thing I can get to punching someone in the face over the internets...

[Adios]

Not according to them, they didn't. And as this piece clearly shows, it's what you claim about it that makes the difference.

Pfff, the Catholics have been doing this for years.

The Catholics claim that God does the transubstantiation thing.

This man managed to do it without the help of a deity.

Therefore, I think his is the greater accomplishment.

Your impeccable logic forces me to concede the point.

FUCK YEAH I WON A POINT



(also, the puns? maybe let them rest for a while until they become funny again?)

Like I said, I do it once a year.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was a corny joke.

Stop. Now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh fuck it, too late, YET ANOTHER POTENTIALLY INTERESTING THREAD RUINED.

[Triple Zero]

Oh fuck it, too late, YET ANOTHER POTENTIALLY INTERESTING THREAD RUINED.

(i was trying to quietly silence them so it wouldn't actually ruin the thread)

(even though generally I love puns I agree it's getting somewhat out of hand)

[themenniss]

...and this is what i return to. 

....on one occasion when it was barred by Australian Customs officials from entering the country as vegetation, he was forced to explain it was really a glass of water.

The text is in red print on white; the object is a French Duralex glass, which contains water to a level stipulated by the artist and which is located on a glass shelf, whose ideal height is 253 centimetres with matte grey-painted brackets screwed to the wall

He's very clever and all that. lifting an oak tree two and a half meters above the floor...
It seems obvious that the whole ''body of christ'' thing has something to do with it.